Whats the point of living to 103 if you're never gonna get laid?

Louis541

Well-Known Member
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3426578/I-am-103-because-Ive-never-had-sex.html
Really, why? She seems like she's had a boring ass life.

A WOMAN of 103 has revealed the secret of her long life - she is a virgin.

Gladys Gough said she "could never be bothered" with intimate relationships.
She has also never smoked, tried alcohol or taken prescription drugs.
Gladys said: "I never got married or had a boyfriend. That probably had something to do with it. I just couldn't be bothered with men.
"I always eat my dinner. I've always made sure that I've eaten well. Men have never been a part of my life."
Gladys, of Coventry, said she dedicated her life to seeing the world, with her sister Edna, who died in 1996 aged 85.
She added: "We were always being approached by men but preferred to travel and talk to each other instead."
 

themda

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LMAO!...but wtf...103 years? like didnt she ever get wet? (not a nice visual now just imagine her younger...and by younger i mean imagine shakira XD)
hahaha time to clean out the cobbwebs and oil up the piping lol
 

IregAt420

Active Member
it has got to be TIGHT.

Wtf, ......my own statement sickens me...hurry up and post this and get out of here!!!!!!!!!!
 

StonedPony

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What a waste..........never knowing the sweet embrace of your first puppy love kiss..........the tingling of you tummy when you see the one you are crazy for............the hard dick riseing up out of the top of you jeans and she slowly bends over to get a roast out of the oven and you cant hold back any longer and say FUCK ME BITCH I WANT YOUR HYMAN PASTED ON MY WALL and you reach for her and...........uh.............uh..........hmmmm...............ooooops..............So shes a 103 huh...........cool.
 
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