WHat's the worst thing you can do when your high?

-when my mum calls, she always says "geez you sound tired"....."ahhh yer mum thats it, tired'
-agree with the other poster, when those famine ads or animal cruelty ads come on tv. Makes we wana rob banks and give money to the poor
-Been busted a few times down the beach smoken bongs in my car. When looking into the view vision mirror and see a cop there, makes me skip heart beats and an internal "FUCK!!!!!!" goes through my mind
-Dunno what it is about Wild Turkey, but drinkn that and smoken bongs makes me sick big time. I could prob kill a fly at 100 yards from a projectile vomit on that stuff.

handing the cashier at the gas station the 1/8 in your pocker rather than the money

gogrow said:

handing the cashier at the gas station the 1/8 in your pocker rather than the money

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They'd probably keep the change lol

I've got one - MOVING ANYWHERE (stairs up or down are bloody irritating when blazed...)

Well, using tobacco always kills the stone, and it's kinda risky when I find myself stopped a hundred yards from the stop light with no one in front of me!

I was standing on the frot porch of my company headquarters once. The first sargeant came out, stood next to me and told me to put my hat on because we were outdoors. I pulled my hat out of my field jacket and dropped a fat lid on his foot. He just says "whatdja do...drop yer pot?". Then he walked away. Still don't know how I got away with that.

share your weed with people who never throw down

-talk to bitches you've been tryna fuck for 3+ weeks and say some stupid shit

-go to home depot looking for shit to buy that you dont need

-forget everything you meant to bring with you in the house, but never remember everything so you go back like 6 times

-commit yourself to a roadtrip that you really shouldn't have gone on because your grow lights turn off and you need to seal light leaks

Murdering nuns maybe???

dannyking said:

Murdering nuns maybe???

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Bad idea even when your not high

dannyking said:

Murdering nuns maybe???

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But daydreaming about sex with nuns, that's a completely different story...

Lose the remote control

-texting your revolutionary philosophies to all your friends at 2 am.
-computer repair (really bad idea)
-house cleaning.
-finding a movie to watch AFTER you're stoned. (I always 'prepare' my movie so I don't have to think about it.)
-write love letters.

-RT76

go grocery shopping....

because no matter how stoned you get, you will never be able to remember what the fuck you were planning to do with the random (and many times exotic and expensive) food items you purchased