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hey are you a stripper? cus i want to be swimming deep in your pussy like im flipper

#justmakethingsrhymeaye

the liquor got my dick thicker when i was all up in her i was like before you swallow my jizz better pray and say gace but then she looked at me with a funny ass face she was like why was it so bitter, then i was like dont be a quitter can i stick it in your shitter?

#imtoohigh #hashtaggedtodeath #hashfrag #hashish #hashtagoverload
 
i mean, if your hitting on anyone that's NOT in college then you'er dumb as fuck
18 to 80, cripple, blind or crazy, if they can't walk I'll drag em.
My motto gets more pussy hands down.
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Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
 
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