Whats your best pick-up line? post here!

haight

Well-Known Member

• Nov 15, 2016

• #161

Best pickup line? Do you want to fuck.

Works better for women than men

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Nov 15, 2016

• #162

Do you like drugs?
Let's do them all

 

RockStarGrower

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• Nov 15, 2016

• #163

I got a million pick up lines, none of them work...lol. Here is a couple.

" do you have pet insurance? .because I am going to smash that pussy tonight!"

"Do you like dragons?....because I will be dragon my nuts across your face!"

 

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congo5150

Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #164

heres how to get her number in front of her boyfriend.... say these magic words

you were inside beyonce then you got soft homie thats beyond gay

 

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congo5150

Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #165

hey are you a stripper? cus i want to be swimming deep in your pussy like im flipper

#justmakethingsrhymeaye

the liquor got my dick thicker when i was all up in her i was like before you swallow my jizz better pray and say gace but then she looked at me with a funny ass face she was like why was it so bitter, then i was like dont be a quitter can i stick it in your shitter?

#imtoohigh #hashtaggedtodeath #hashfrag #hashish #hashtagoverload

 

Singlemalt

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #166

"Why not? You're not dead yet"

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #167

Has anyone said the old classic "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

60% of the time it works every time.

 

iHearAll

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #168

"i can help with your chemistry classes" laid

 

iHearAll

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #169

"i can help with any of your calculus classes" laid

 

iHearAll

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #170

"i can help with any of your physics classes" laid

 

iHearAll

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #171

"i have an 8 ball and i don't really do coke. you can come over and use it" laid

 

iHearAll

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #172

"how much for sex?"...... pays hooker......laid

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #173

I used to ask girls if they wanted to come back to my place and play Nintendo. It worked fairly well, but I was also licking my eyebrows while I asked...

 

iHearAll

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #174

i mean, if your hitting on anyone that's NOT in college then you'er dumb as fuck

 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #175

How bout this one..."yeah its a real gun. Get in the fucking car."

 

lokie

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #176

iHearAll said:

i mean, if your hitting on anyone that's NOT in college then you'er dumb as fuck

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18 to 80, cripple, blind or crazy, if they can't walk I'll drag em.
My motto gets more pussy hands down.

 

Davmalk

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #177

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

 

tyler.durden

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• Nov 22, 2016

• #178

tyler.durden said:

"Yes, it's a real gun. Get in the van..."

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dannyboy602 said:

How bout this one..."yeah its a real gun. Get in the fucking car."

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Hey! That's my line

 

Davmalk

Well-Known Member

• Nov 22, 2016

• #179

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

 

Justin-case

Well-Known Member

• Nov 23, 2016

• #180

You remind me of my little toe, small but cute
and I like to bang you on my coffee table