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What's your Funniest moment in an altered state of consciousness?
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
If a chair ever talks shit about you, you've shown your stripe. cn
NietzscheKeen
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I took 7 or 8 hits of LSD early last year. I was all alone in my apartment, hoping to get some real insight into myself and the world around me. For some reason I started doing a Sudoku or some sort of logic puzzle and eventually convinced myself that if I completed it I would unlock the ultimate truth of the universe. I worked so hard on that puzzle for hours... well at least it seemed like hours. It was probably a very easy puzzle too, idk. Anyway, I FINALLY finished it and felt like I could rest; my very important work was done. I realized I was very hungry and wanted some Taco Bell. I called all of my friends, but no one would come pick me up and take me to Taco Bell while I was stoned out on LSD.
I waited a while and decided I was ok to drive. Things had seemed to calm down and I was pretty sure it was over. I got into my vehicle, started it and as soon as I started to move the trees started "melting". All the huge oaks in my apartment complex were turning into weeping willows. I decided I wasn't ok to drive to Taco Bell afterall. And instead of just backing up into my parking spot, I decided to pull all the way around my apartment building through the parking lot. I think it took me about 15 minutes and I had to be going about 3 mph. All the while giving myself a pep talk... "you can do this, you just gotta keep it together. Not that much farther, just keep it between the lines." I finally made it back, went back inside, and realized that my friends were ass holes. That's the big secret of the universe... your friends are assholes.
I mean... I just wanted some freakin' Taco Bell.
I waited a while and decided I was ok to drive. Things had seemed to calm down and I was pretty sure it was over. I got into my vehicle, started it and as soon as I started to move the trees started "melting". All the huge oaks in my apartment complex were turning into weeping willows. I decided I wasn't ok to drive to Taco Bell afterall. And instead of just backing up into my parking spot, I decided to pull all the way around my apartment building through the parking lot. I think it took me about 15 minutes and I had to be going about 3 mph. All the while giving myself a pep talk... "you can do this, you just gotta keep it together. Not that much farther, just keep it between the lines." I finally made it back, went back inside, and realized that my friends were ass holes. That's the big secret of the universe... your friends are assholes.
I mean... I just wanted some freakin' Taco Bell.
So did either of you guys ever try Datura?
oldtimer54
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My story takes place in the mid 70's. My 2 best friends and I were on one of our regular drives in the country smoking
some of our recently purchased shitty brown weed after smoking several joints worth we noticed this big whitetail buck running just off the road headed in the same direction as we were headed.....all of a sudden this big buck decided it wanted to cross the road and it occupied the same space as we were and it ran directly into the side of my friends
VW bug the deer crumpled to the ground right where it had hit the car....we traveled doen the road a short distance and stopped. We wll got out and walked doen the road to where the deer was lying motionless on the ground one of my friends noticed that one of the deers antlers had been broken off in the accident he reached down wnd picked up the broken antler and approached the deer he was several feet ahead of myself and the other friend....wrll when he reached the deer he knelt down to have a good look he was still holding the broken antler and kind of wad sticking the deer with the broken antler.....well unknown to him the deer wasnt dead it had just been knocked out from the collision with the
car and after he stuck the deer with the antlet a couple of times this beast decided it wad time to get up...which it did quite quickly........scareing the shiznit out of all of us but particularly the friend who was kneeling down right beside this deer.....anyway when this deer stood up our buddy took off running and the deer took in the same direction...so this is what we saw our frirnd hauling ass down a dirt road holding a broken deers antler scresming like a second grade school girl with a deer who was having a little trouble running in a straight line.....these mofo's must have run for several hundred yards before our frirnd veered off into the woods snd we heard a splash and we just watched the deer run on down the road out of site... well in a few minuets our soggy friend made his way back to the car and we laughed for what seemed like hours........that was almost 40 years ago and I still see those 2 boys on a regular basis we have remained friends all of theese years and still talk about that damn day and laugh like it just happened yesterday.......oh how I miss those days when you could buy an OZ for $30.00
some of our recently purchased shitty brown weed after smoking several joints worth we noticed this big whitetail buck running just off the road headed in the same direction as we were headed.....all of a sudden this big buck decided it wanted to cross the road and it occupied the same space as we were and it ran directly into the side of my friends
VW bug the deer crumpled to the ground right where it had hit the car....we traveled doen the road a short distance and stopped. We wll got out and walked doen the road to where the deer was lying motionless on the ground one of my friends noticed that one of the deers antlers had been broken off in the accident he reached down wnd picked up the broken antler and approached the deer he was several feet ahead of myself and the other friend....wrll when he reached the deer he knelt down to have a good look he was still holding the broken antler and kind of wad sticking the deer with the broken antler.....well unknown to him the deer wasnt dead it had just been knocked out from the collision with the
car and after he stuck the deer with the antlet a couple of times this beast decided it wad time to get up...which it did quite quickly........scareing the shiznit out of all of us but particularly the friend who was kneeling down right beside this deer.....anyway when this deer stood up our buddy took off running and the deer took in the same direction...so this is what we saw our frirnd hauling ass down a dirt road holding a broken deers antler scresming like a second grade school girl with a deer who was having a little trouble running in a straight line.....these mofo's must have run for several hundred yards before our frirnd veered off into the woods snd we heard a splash and we just watched the deer run on down the road out of site... well in a few minuets our soggy friend made his way back to the car and we laughed for what seemed like hours........that was almost 40 years ago and I still see those 2 boys on a regular basis we have remained friends all of theese years and still talk about that damn day and laugh like it just happened yesterday.......oh how I miss those days when you could buy an OZ for $30.00
NietzscheKeen
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Then I bought some shrooms from someone. I didn't know if they were the right kind, but I trusted this person to sell me the right stuff. Well, I took it, vomited for a half hour, got really sleepy, went to sleep on the living room couch and woke up 13 hours later feeling like hell. My roomie had come in and said I was breathing weird and he thought it was weird that I slept for that long and with everything going on. He mentioned that he thought I had stopped breathing at one point. I told him he was a bastard for not checking on me. He didn't even give it a second thought. Me and him don't speak anymore and he is one of the few people I loath on this planet. Not for this reason, but for many many others that prove that he is a horrible human being.
PSA, if someone is sleeping for a very long time and is breathing funny... be a champ and check on him or her.
PSA, if someone is sleeping for a very long time and is breathing funny... be a champ and check on him or her.
I don't think you are old enough to remember the Tiger Paws commercial on TV. Here's one:
[video=youtube;9Hc_expHAJo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hc_expHAJo[/video]
Anyway I was at my friend's house. I had dropped acid and it was some very strong shit. Suffice to say I was laying with my head UNDER the TV watching the soap operas that I don't watch and yet I understood them (their entire history!). So it was time to go home, god had put in an appearance, and so I got in my little red car and started to drive home, like you thinking the worst was over.
So somewhere between Dave's house and my house my car turned into a tiger and everything around me turned into a jungle! That was one wild ride home. I had to keep reminding myself I WAS that tiger loping down the road and I had to pay attention and steer. My problem was figuring out where I lived in the jungle. I eventually got home. I didn't drop acid after that.
But my friends tried to convince me to stay. I thought they were dicks too LOL! After you've seen god it's time to go home you know. At least that's what I told them.
NietzscheKeen
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DATURA?!!
[video=youtube;JvqkF_1YrK0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvqkF_1YrK0[/video]
Run Away!!!
Sure... Do Datura if you want to walk around like THIS for a week. It's a nefarious, vile, wicked plant.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
For all my full-contact pharmacognosy, I've never delved deep into the anticholinergics. Aiee. I'm told that i went into an interesting delirium while on mixed Xanax and Benadryl. Apparently i sent some plainly hypnopompic emails, the sort where words mean something much else at the time. cn
Well back in the day the big thing was to go to Joshua Tree and take drugs and drink and camp out. Of course I took Datura, once. My 'friends' had not shared the part about the projectile vomiting and convulsing when you come on to it or I would not have. It was a very long day. My friends said I provided much hilarity running around the desert out of my mind. I was glad they enjoyed it and kept me safe, really I was.DATURA?!!
[video=youtube;JvqkF_1YrK0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvqkF_1YrK0[/video]
NietzscheKeen
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Oh I forgot about the vomiting... lol.
I'm glad you survived. I thought I took an ok sized dose, but wound up vomiting for three days. After two days of staying home heaving... you realize you have to suck it up and run some errands, do some household chores. I don't remember much except vomiting up yellow stuff that tasted like a Greyhound. Well, I say vomit, it was more of a dry heave that lasts for an eternity until finally something manages to dribble out and your body allows you to finally take another breath. It was terrible. You get to the point where you don't even bother to stop walking while you puke either. I remember walking up the stairs to my dorm and just sorta turned my head to the side and barfed; didn't miss a step. There was a girl, that I hadn't noticed, that had just turned to walk DOWN the stairs. She yelled "EEWWW" (LMAO, I can't help but laugh while telling this story) and stopped and stared at me as I walked past. I didn't give a F*, she didn't know me or what I had been through the last three days, lol. I thought to myself, "Yeah, I barfed on the steps. You gotta problem with that sweetheart?" LOL.
april
Pickle Queen
LOl I took some acid when I was about 13...my first trip..I ended up walking down a 4 lane highway...pretty lights...thank baby Jesus for a few friends who saved my ass...
I also took mdna a few months back..ended up licking this guy (while he licked back) for over 12 hours.. no sex just non stop kissing and touching..lots of licking lol truly an amazing experience..well b4 he cried and such lol
I also took mdna a few months back..ended up licking this guy (while he licked back) for over 12 hours.. no sex just non stop kissing and touching..lots of licking lol truly an amazing experience..well b4 he cried and such lol
NietzscheKeen
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Oh, and then there was that time I took a Quaalude. You realize who your true friends are when you're out of it and vulnerable. She came to pick me up to go have coffee with her. Didn't bother to call first. She took me to freakin' Berkeley (45 mins away) to a coffee shop somewhere on Telegraph Ave. Not only did she subject me to her habitual repeating of Miss Kittin's Frank Sinatra, but she left me there alone. It wasn't until a couple of hours later that I had the where with all to call a friend to come pick me up. Nothing like waking up in Berkeley all alone not fully remembering how you got there. Funny thing is... I don't think I was the only one.
[video=youtube;dYuMS_ysQbA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYuMS_ysQbA[/video]
We would have a lot of fun together Curious. I wouldn't leave you in Berkeley.
[video=youtube;dYuMS_ysQbA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYuMS_ysQbA[/video]
We would have a lot of fun together Curious. I wouldn't leave you in Berkeley.
NietzscheKeen
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Eww, licking him!? I bet you had no idea where he had been either...
Sounds like you had a blast though. Nothing like the sense of empathy you get from drugs like that. Someone should put it in the water.
april
Pickle Queen
LOL No I certainly did not...but in the heat of the moment he tasted like an ice cream cone. It was my first time..we just wanted to let loose and enjoy some sexy company.Eww, licking him!? I bet you had no idea where he had been either...
Sounds like you had a blast though. Nothing like the sense of empathy you get from drugs like that. Someone should put it in the water.
I've never felt anything like that..thank god he was there anything could have been a snuggle target lol
Anyone try Iowaska? I met this awesome hippy chick in Cali that just tripped over the course of a week in a jungle I think she said in Brazil..Her stories blew my mind...
Annie...luv ur stories!!! More please
NietzscheKeen
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Ayahuasca?
Nope. I haven't. I think it is something you add to sustain the effects (of something else) or to make them stronger. It's an MAOI so it turns off your body's rinse cycle, so to speak.
Shhh! They, (the US Govt.), really don't need anymore ideas.
Ahh thank you that is very kind. I worry I talk just a little bit (hahahaaaaaa), to much! I've never tried Ayahuasca and I have no intention now that I'm older. I'm afraid my forays have been limited to North American hallucinogens and some Sandoz LSD-25. So mostly Mescaline, Psilocybin, Datura, Morning Glory, etc...
You were very very lucky you did not have a Joshua Tree there.. LOL I would have been much safer doing this at mine or a friend's home LOL. The heat here can kill you fast and make a bad trip much worse etc....
Oh my is Berkeley all that bad? I must admit when I got really high (black out type high), I've woken up in some amazing places occasionally poorly dressed or wearing someone else's clothes (go figure that one). We will leave the entire list off since I suddenly realized how long and undistinguished it actually is. But suffice to say I'll see your Berkeley and raise you a Compton LOL!
NietzscheKeen
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No, Berkeley isn't bad, just far away from where I lived. Yikes, Compton! Is it as bad as they make it seem?
I didn't think I was going to survive Atlanta, I'm staying clear of Compton.
Autistic Austin
New Member
Comedy will never die so too hard to say, always finding something.
Dislexicmidget2021
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Once when I smoked over at a buddies house,I was incredibly baked after a bit I decided to head home.I get into my car drive out onto the road and proceed to make it around the block,then I drive further,,around a couple of corners and stop signs.I make one more right turn and I am back in my buddies driveway, he comes out asks whats up,after a pause ,I said Oh Im not at my house am I? and he starts laughing his ass off.