Whats Your Pot Peeve?

I've got one that just pisses me off!
What do you make of a patient that takes weed that you've given them and they turn around and give it to their son/daughter NON patient? Now that shit could have gone to someone that really needed it-NOT your lame ass adult child that's too broke or cheap to buy their own weed cuz they know that they just snag Mom's.
Ridiculous.

-Running out
-not having money for more
-broken bongs (even though i make my own bongs and pipes, it still sucks when the break).
-people who bitch about "I only smoke kush, not stress" bullshit. If it's green and gets you high, shut the fuck up and smoke it or go find somebody else who wants to smoke. I don't want to hear you complain about what i just spent good money on, unless it is really, really bad. When you spend you money on it, then complain.
-a single joint (one joint doesn't do it for me. I'll get a light buzz but that's it. So I always pair a joint with another joint or a bowl).
-a side burn on a joint (my friends ask why my joints rarely side burn.....I keep telling them two papers reduces the risk)
-when a new stoner attempts to roll a joint, blunt, or attempts to pack a bowl and get the shit everywhere except in our lungs. At least pick it up and either try again or have somebody else do it for you.
-cottonmouth
-when somebody breaks the hotbox while the joint/blunt/pipe is still going around
-when somebody has pot, but won't let me smoke some even though they helped me smoke mine the day/week/hour before (I only let one of my friends get away with that because she lets me hotbox her car from time to time, plus she's saved me from being stranded in the middle of nowhere a few times).
-people who expect me to drop what I'm doing and smoke. Only if they supply the weed, or if they come by my place for a change.
-passing out in the middle of the day because I probably smoked a bit too much. I want to enjoy the buzz, not sleep through it. I only sleep through a high when I need to get to sleep. I was having some really bad side effects from my insomnia medication.

There's plenty more, but that's just my basic list of peeves.

When your babys swing is by the couch where you and your dude are smoking and when you pick it up and start taking it to the closet the little prick blows smoke all over the swing and starts laughing.

This shit just happend five minutes ago i threw this little mother fucker on his ass right out my door

when you load a bowl of grape ape and pass it to your friend they torch the whole bowl and puff it like scarface on a fuckin cigar before deciding they want to inhale the 6 to 8th fat ass toke....dick

Dick Bacco said:

-when somebody breaks the hotbox while the joint/blunt/pipe is still going around

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Dude, Hell Yes! Hate that shit! +rep

Sittin On A Cloud said:

When your babys swing is by the couch where you and your dude are smoking and when you pick it up and start taking it to the closet the little prick blows smoke all over the swing and starts laughing.

This shit just happend five minutes ago i threw this little mother fucker on his ass right out my door

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ahahahahahahahahahaha! Damn that was funny!

Sittin On A Cloud said:

When your babys swing is by the couch where you and your dude are smoking and when you pick it up and start taking it to the closet the little prick blows smoke all over the swing and starts laughing.

This shit just happend five minutes ago i threw this little mother fucker on his ass right out my door

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What an idiot! I would've done the same thing.

My biggest pot peeve is getting the joint back, only to find that someone has bummed it and the end is wetter than an otters pocket!

see i would rather have someone cash a bowl early then give me a cashed bowl. stop passing cashed bowls if they are say somethin. nothin worse then being high and taken the ass hit cause you didnt look.

folks who dont appreciate good shit. turn their noses up at £140 for DANK they could never dream to see. go buy your vietnamese gang grown shit that doesnt even smell like weed for 120. ill see you in a week when your sick of smoking an 8th to be almost high for 20 mins....

1) I hate it when I am trying to relax with a nice spliff after a 6 pack of cold frosty beers, and I have some whacko going on and on and On... about religion and what if theories... It greens me out!!

2) I hate it when someone rolls a joint and puts bud only at the sparkin' end the rest is all just fag, then they smoke the good bit and pass you the wank fag bit thats left!

3) People that don't clean their bongs, and more to the point people who leave 5 year's worth of bong water in the bong and then happen to knock it over and not bother to clean it up ...it fucking stinks!!

4) People who never ever buy weed to follow you around like a shaddow and always be requesting they get 2's on that shit etc - fuck off!!

- STELTHY

a few more of my peeves....

-people who can't roll a blunt or joint that smokes to save their life. If it's their first time trying, I'll give them a break. The first blunt I rolled looked like shit, but smoked nicely. If they still can't roll a joint after a few tries, I'll buy them a pack of papers and give them a pinch or two to practice with (But I get to light it)
-when my dealers call me asking for pot (Happenned five times in three days...when a dealer runs out of pot, you're no longer a dealer to me, just another pothead)
-losing roach clips (so I put two on a rope, and attached them to my keys)
-people who don't say when they're passing the pipe/bong/joint/whatever and think it's OK to take a few more hits because nobody except them knew it was being passed
-if somebody is talking during a hotbox, and they don't turn down the radio so we can hear what they're saying (Only acceptable if you're too stoned to know better).
-people who make it extremley obvious what was just going on by destroying my property (Like painting the word "POT" in the biggest letters possible on my wall....the wall everybody sees when they walk in my room).
-If I'm suffering from cottonmouth, and we're smoking at my house, I always assume everybody else has cottonmouth as well.....so I get a few giant glasses of whatever drink everybody wants.....I hate when people assume they are the only ones with cottonmouth and won't share the drinks.
-when somebody backfires a pipe. Especially during a hotbox where the cherry might catch the upholstery on fire. I hate when resin is so harsh is causes an unintentional backfire (I've pulled a few too many chunks of resin from my hair), or when somebody backfires a bong and sends water and precious pot all over everybody else.
-when somebody makes no mention of wether or not a bowl is ash....if they say it might be, I'll hit it to be sure. If they say nothing I get pissed
-when somebody throws away the roaches instead of putting them in a bowl

RE #2 front loading spliffs will get you a fat lip round my neck of the woods

When friends come over with the sole intention of smoking my weed, then get attitude when I explain to them I'm not smoking today because I have my son.

People who will sit there and text while they are supposed to be hitting the bowl or while you're talkin to them.

Dirty Pipes

Stale bong water

People that roast a bowl of fresh green

People who light the bowl multiple times per hit

People who bash cigarette rollers but cant roll a J that looks 1/2 as good as mine in 2x the amount of time, sparks 1/2 as good as mine, smokes 1/2 as good as mine, burns 1/2 as evenly as mine

My buddy that tells me to "hoooold it, hollllllllllld it, hooooooooooooooooolllllld it." Thanks, but I got the memo 15 years ago.

Spending 3 hours cleaning the theater room, cuz everyone is too tired by the time they leave to clean up after themselves.

I think we do it a bit different over in australia...We always sink our bongs, in one hit..then pack and pass...then again Iv only smoked with the same people maybe my "group" are just well enough off to do it? I never knew any different...

Peaple using the joint ase a talking stick (when every time they get the joint the talk ase u watch the weed burn away insted of takeing thair hit).

Hemptress420 said:

Peaple using the joint ase a talking stick (when every time they get the joint the talk ase u watch the weed burn away insted of takeing thair hit).

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Yeah, that bugs me, too.

people who run their dick suckers for an hour before they pass the bowl.

you guys are repeating a lot

Slow walking people, people the dont say Thank you (Is it that hard???), Judgemental assholes that say Pots bad for you and that science backs them up.... stfu and smoke a bowl.

I can't stand people who blow smoke on me intentionally and I hate Soggy foods... ie: moist bread, crackers in soup and stuff like that.