Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
"Cut that out bitch."
and he knows you've hidden his passportMine always works! I say 'ow babe, I think you just caused me an internal injury' and he always stops and looks really worried!!
Hid it? Come on! I sold that ages ago down las ramblas !!and he knows you've hidden his passport
Nice. I'd like to own my own Russian; be a hit at parties, and at the bank.Hid it? Come on! I sold that ages ago down las ramblas !!
It's great! He does loads of work for me and I just pay him in kind. Win win!Nice. I'd like to own my own Russian; be a hit at parties, and at the bank.
Only when she breaks out the butter and syrup..
Should a been 'Vaseline!'ok, a story from a gay friend...
her gay friend was getting ready to tear into some new ass, and before hand the two were trying to come up with a safety word, and couldn't decide on a good one to use, so dude starts doing his thing on dude number two, going to town, then all of a sudden, dude number two, who i'm assuming is a bottom, starts screaming...
safety word, safety word, holy shit, safety word...
Should a been 'Vaseline!'