When people visit, what excuse for closed door/locked room?

doc111

doc111

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mdb311 said:
I had a question for people who have their growroom in a second bedroom or whatever. Say you have a grow tent. 8x8x3 apprx. sitting in your second bedroom. Noise is no issue here or smell. The person in question never has people over but when they are over, what if they ask to see what's in your room? If they do ask they are nosy, shady, and would never be allowed in the place again. No one has ever asked but what if your family comes over and wants to know why the door is always closed/locked? What's a good and believable excuse? If friends or the such come over the excuse could be that the cats are in there locked up so they don't bother company.

Is, "it's my storage room, full of junk, really messy, don't want anyone seeing it right now" a good excuse? What about "I just used my Hoover SteamVac (as it's sitting just outside the door) to clean the carpets, don't want anyone in there at the moment"?
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Tell them you have guns, valuables, etc. locked up in there.:mrgreen:
 
txhomegrown

txhomegrown

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Or, you could tell them that the room is where you keep the teenage love slave you bought with crack locked up so she doesnt run away.
 
Keenan

Keenan

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Tell them you have irritable bowel syndrome and you accidentally sprayed liquid shit on the carpet.
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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your storing items for a friend or family member who is going through a tough time , oh you don't know them there out of town tell the nosy pricks and they are the only ones who have the key you respect there property
 
tea tree

tea tree

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i have a one bedroom :). for the first few dates it is sex on the couch. "it turns me on". that gets old after a few times tho. Got to keep it clean with papers in view and hope she is cool. lol.
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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Tell them that room is under quarantine for the Ebola virus.

Or a rabid monkey is in there.

Or that's where Einstein's brain is being kept alive in a jar.

Or it's haunted.

Or you could just say it's a meth lab.
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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i tell them thats where i keep my retarded half sister, and explain how she loves to bite and throw turds at people like a chimp :lol:


j/k... my shit is secure ;) no explanations required.
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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just give them a dead serious look, right in the eye, and say with absolute conviction-"that's where the gimp sleeps."
then just stare at them untill there uncomfortable

:lol:
 
kysmoker

kysmoker

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IAm5toned said:
just give them a dead serious look, right in the eye, and say with absolute conviction-"that's where the gimp sleeps."
then just stare at them untill there uncomfortable

:lol:
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I couldnt do this if I tried, Id be laughing too hard lol.
 
L4D

L4D

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just say it aint none of ur business now button it before i slap the taste outta ur mouth....
 
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