when to sit down?

Woomeister

Woomeister

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No, the language you speak is English, the dialect you speak is American, the sub-dialect will be the area you are from.
 
Smiley D

Smiley D

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I enjoy humor and humour.



I've never even contemplated sitting to piss. Isn't easier to just zipper down and let it flow? You'd need to deal with the belt and whatnot. Seems like added time. If you're taking long enough to piss that sitting is justified, you need to go get fingered by the doc and make sure you don't have the cancer.
 
ruderalis88

ruderalis88

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ANC said:
what he means is americans can't speak english.
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They can't. They speak American-English, and from my experience most of them can't even do that right.


I sit down to pee but i'm a lady. A few years ago a male friend of mine had this to say: (he was aged about 19 at the time)

"You know when you get up in the morning and you know you have a really busy day ahead? It's always good to treat yourself, have a good sit-down piss and you're ready for the day"
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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ruderalis88 said:
They can't. They speak American-English, and from my experience most of them can't even do that right.


I sit down to pee but i'm a lady. A few years ago a male friend of mine had this to say: (he was aged about 19 at the time)

"You know when you get up in the morning and you know you have a really busy day ahead? It's always good to treat yourself, have a good sit-down piss and you're ready for the day"
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Brilliant, that made me laugh.:bigjoint:Cant rep you...spreaaaadddding required.
 
JN811

JN811

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i think you should just call it quits move to a one story house and get a wheelchair with someone to push you around
 
ruderalis88

ruderalis88

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JN811 said:
i think you should just call it quits move to a one story house and get a wheelchair with someone to push you around
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who needs a bungalow? get one of these babies, you'll be the pimpedest 34 yr old in the bridge club

[youtube]vKlJrZEODCU[/youtube]
 
bobtokes

bobtokes

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to be honest woo i've got MS DIABETES and PROSTRATE trouble no bullshit , i thought you were spying on me, LFAO
 
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