i thought bucky was on ignore.
Whites are Superior
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sheskunk
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He is.
heckler73
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This is a "squatter" in Italy which I personally dumped a deuce into. (photo taken pre-dump)
Note the cigarette burns on the tank
They're rather common in Europe, I thought.
And I have to say, squatting does seem to facilitate defecation. Then again, it could also be a result of having to maintain an uncomfortable position which encourages one to get their business done in an expedient manner.
Note the cigarette burns on the tank
They're rather common in Europe, I thought.
And I have to say, squatting does seem to facilitate defecation. Then again, it could also be a result of having to maintain an uncomfortable position which encourages one to get their business done in an expedient manner.
UncleBuck
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shitty tiling job.This is a "squatter" in Italy which I personally dumped a deuce into. (photo taken pre-dump)
Note the cigarette burns on the tank
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They're rather common in Europe, I thought.
And I have to say, squatting does seem to facilitate defecation. Then again, it could also be a result of having to maintain an uncomfortable position which encourages one to get their business done in an expedient manner.
UncleBuck
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you let your friendly local wendy's employee (kynes or bignbushy) clean it up.
heckler73
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Uh...me? Seriously, what else are you going to do if you're unloading a coil? Do you need to focus all your mental faculties on squeezing out turds?
I even have a whiteboard by the toilet so I can do calculations...
Yes. I am a nerd.
Parsley85
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Oh him? Its cool, hes not black, just really tan!n'awwwwwwww clayton
he's a member here.
SmokeyDan
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Whiteboard, book, crossword puzzle... different sides of the same coin.
I'm the toilet no one comes asking you to do stuff. AT least not as often.
Sativied
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I don't understand the reading on SmokeyDan either. When exactly do you read? During what phase of the shitting process?
Also, when you found an interesting piece and want to finish it, do you finish it before or after wiping your ass? Or do you try to reduce the speed at which the turd exits your anus?
Also, when you found an interesting piece and want to finish it, do you finish it before or after wiping your ass? Or do you try to reduce the speed at which the turd exits your anus?
SmokeyDan
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Well basically it's like this.I don't understand the reading on SmokeyDan either. When exactly do you read? During what phase of the shitting process?
Also, when you found an interesting piece and want to finish it, do you finish it before or after wiping your ass? Or do you try to reduce the speed at which the turd exits your anus?
You grab your book. Sit down on the Oval Office and drop Obama off there.
Once you finish placing your load you read to a natural stopping point. A chapter, end of a paragraph or whatever you decided.
Next time you need to go, you pick up where you left off.
desert dude
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Is that how you do it at Wendy's?Squatting defecation posture[edit]
Some toilets allow the user to defecate in either the squatting or thesitting position
The squatting defecation posture involves squatting by standing with knees and hips sharply bent and the buttocks suspended near the ground. Squat toilets and toilet squat stools are designed to facilitate this posture. It is more widespread in the developing world than in the Western world. In the US, the squatting position is colloquially known as the "catcher's position" or the "catcher's posture" because of its similarity to the posture that baseball players must maintain while playing the catcher position.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defecation_postures
