Who has the biggest penis on RIU contest

dannyboy602 said:

...ur pickle is a mouthful.

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Indagrow said:

I'm hung like a field mouse.

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ayr0n said:

this thread needs something less...penis-y... but just as grotesque.
ahhh here we are
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Milovan said:

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april said:

Not a chance...I know ur intentions are never pure mister..

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Feathers Mcgraw. said:

I would but I scrunched it up and threw it over my shoulder afterwards and now I cant find it, think my dog might have used it as a chew toy.

if it means a lot to you I suppose I can masturbate again

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Feathers Mcgraw. said:

I know I can, I know I can

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UncleBuck said:

did anyone else know that god1 is a "pedophile" who "rapes children" after "bribing them with candy" to "get in the back of his "rape" van"?

it's true.

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god1 said:

ah --- poor little Bucky; We should have a RIU contest, see what the gang would think is an appropriate quest for you to earn your "spoogy" pic. What da think about that?

I'd better not tease you too much, sounds like you're getting ready to "blow"!

Ahaha ---

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UncleBuck said:

bizarrely retarded.

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sunni said:

*snicker* the things people at riu come up with hahah

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RB86 said:

Wow. That's um. That's pretty fucking weird, yo.

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ODanksta said:

no man use a little ingenuity

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hydroMD said:

These amateurs...

Length is not the consensus of size, everyone knows you have to factor in all variables.

you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared


So..... given the fallowing equation im coming in at


About a pound

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RockinDaGanja said:

This should give every one an idea....View attachment 3372496.....minus a watt or two

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ODanksta said:

Mine is only 150

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Will Ferrell said:

was that equation invented by randy marsh, the innovator?

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