Who hates their roommate?

i do.

any horrible roommate stories?

mine is constently loosing his job and short on rent. and he hides his liqure! like im his mom or something.
also smokes all my weed. lucky im such a nice guy

ripe fruit said:

mine is constently loosing his job and short on rent. and he hides his liqure! like im his mom or something.
also smokes all my weed. lucky im such a nice guy

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nice guy or push over

FuZZyBUDz said:

Doooooooo... girlfriends count??

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they suuuureeee do...

its the little things that really piss me off....

the list:
going to sleep at 1030. never later than 1230.
letting his dirty dishes pile up for no less than half the week.
being such a light sleeper if i come home late after work hell wake up and ask me to turn the light off (we live in a studio)
being so GOD DAMN passive aggressive
making food with my pots and pans and not washing them for days
making food and leaving it ou for days
fills up the grabage can. takes out the bag. and just leaves it next to the can for days and piling trash around the can instead of walking 5 feet down the hall to the garbage chute

more when i think of them

overall just being a lazy fuck.

FuZZyBUDz said:

wen i was staying in Bakersfield (ARMPIT of USA) i had a roommate just like that, but his uncle knew the owner, so we had to make him want to leave. a firecracker there, a stripper in his name here, he ended up leaving.

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was his name Jason? he lived in lake isabella for a bit

I'm sure there is a huge list of shit you do that is equally as annoying to him. Deal with it. We've all had roommates at one point or another sometimes it sucks other times it's legit. I say make the best of it and if he really annoys you move out on your own when your lease is up. Leaving with other people is full of compromises.

wowie ronjohn!! where were your words of wisdom before? i cant believe i never thought this before. i wonder what other magical thoughts float through your mind. I FUCKING KNOW IM ANNOYING. i just need to vent...

Do brothers count too? Since we've lived together I almost despise him. No job for almost 3 years. Up till 6am EVERY night drinkin watchin tv. Up at 4pm at the earliest the next day, and right to the fuckin tv. His welfare doesn't even cover his half of the rent, so I've been covering for years. He has some sort of condition that he take pills for and sees a therapist, so I guess he's kinda trying. I love the fucker but it's most definitely been straining our relationship.

Am I a Nice guy or Push Over.. Push over for sure, but he's my fuckin brother, right?!

Thanks for this thread. I needed to vent also.

Smoking my roomate out everyday for a year and a half then hearing him brag about how cool it is that he hasnt bought a sack in over a year and how yet he has still been able to get high everyday for the last year+

I went into my freshman year of college very excited to live with one of my best buds from highschool. The year started out great: parties, smokin buds, chattin and what not. After awhile, I started growing out of my partying lifestlyle ( as my bank account dwindled lol) but he seemed to kick it into another gear. I'd say we had an awesome first semester but when he started rolling into our dorm room at 3am, turning on his desk light and fuckin music to do his homework while I was sleeping, shit started to go south. Its hard to explain but I honestly think he was jealous of me when our first and second semester grades had come out. I ended up doing well because it didnt take me long to realize school comes first but he had never made studies a priority. He was also a slob and constantly downloading beat ass music on my computer... off of limewire. My comp ended up becoming infested with viruses from his lame tunes. To top it all off, he would call his mom atleast once a day and carry on a ten minute argument, screaming and shit at her, right next to me. That shit got old real quick. To this day we really arent 'cool' and rarely see eachother even though we are still both enrolled here.

Now i live with my twin brother. I kick myself all the time for not rooming with him freshmen year since he was actually in a similar situation with another one of our buds.

Michael Phelps said:

Smoking my roomate out everyday for a year and a half then hearing him brag about how cool it is that he hasnt bought a sack in over a year and how yet he has still been able to get high everyday for the last year+

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Damn mike you need to beat some ass.Dont smoke that dickhead out if hes gonna do shit like that.

I never had a room mate but lived with my girl for a while that was cool. I had some pretty fucking dumbass cellis though.This guy was afraid to go in the showers they were single showers lol,so he would wash up in the hut he would get water all over and flood are shit we would have to mop all are shit up and lose rec.I didn't mind him that much though because he never talked and would give me a shitload of his commi.I eventually got him to start going in the showers and like the 5th time he went in we set him up I just got my hits in for flooding my fucking hut but everybody else hurt him bad they beat him with the broom stick lol.He had to get alot of stitches I felt kind of bad after that so I started getting cool with him he was a fucking bitch though.I seen him recently and he trys to act hard as shit with his fat ass girlfriend.I should tell her fat ass what we did to him in there.

The streets have gotten to you dot. Stay on your side of the bully or I will wack you with my 2x4 lol

HOOOOOOOOOO!

you guys have no idea lofl. i havent had a roomate in 10 years but damn was it an experience. how bout his dads big coke dealer friend who came and turned our apt. into a crack house for a weekend and i could say shit about it. then while i was out of town working they put their heads through the wall and smashed my coffee table. i would come home from out of town to find my bedroom door open and my drawers gone through. i would wanna chill and there would be like 15 people in our tiny ass apt at all times. he worked on the road and brought a pitt-rottie mix puppy home that used to shit all over our bathroom right where i would get out of the shower...fuckin nasty. the puppy chewed through the bathroom floor so we could see into the basement. i locked the puppy in his room for like an hour while i left and it chewed a hole in his water bed which flooded our neighbors side of the duplex basement. he had lifted truck that i swear was like a monster truck and jumped it in our front yard and ran through a huge section of our hedges in the yard. he had a 69 firebird in our duplex garage in the basement and would rev it for hours while a nice family with small kids lived on the other side. when the family would come over to tell them that the parties were too loud when i was out of town, the coke dealer people would be yelling to tell the neighbors to shut the fuck up or bad shit was gonna happen. the neighbors moved out quickly after that. i am a cool quiet person and was embarrased by all of this. but man was there some hot women there at all times lmao.

I had one of my roommates get mad at a land lord forkicking him out and he burned the house down well tryed

worm5376 said:

The streets have gotten to you dot. Stay on your side of the bully or I will wack you with my 2x4 lol

HOOOOOOOOOO!

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That was all back in my dumb years,im not like that no more.

As for the 2x4 do I need to start up the chain saw again?

damnnnn!!!! now these are some horror stories! lol

FuZZyBUDz said:

wen i was staying in Bakersfield (ARMPIT of USA) i had a roommate just like that, but his uncle knew the owner, so we had to make him want to leave. a firecracker there, a stripper in his name here, he ended up leaving.

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bako lol i live by visalia. it not far but a lot nicer thatn bako. and that stripper did she work at de ja vulol