Who hates their roommate?

So i used to live with this chump....here's my piece
I rolled up a fat dubbie for me and a buddy of mine that was there and my room-mate. Now i guess my room-mate was having a crap day, because he was trying to take it out on every one else....he was a moody little pair of clown shoes. So you don't know me, but when someone is trying to do that shit. I not only give them twice as much back, but i do it with a smile on my face. !D Cuz im a rotten sunofabitch that way. Anyways i started lighting the joint. Now i must have said something really witty, and mean. Because you know what this fool does? He SLAPS me....straight on the side of the face. No warning. No insult. No fist...but a slap cuz he is a bitch. Anyways i dropped the j and grabbed him by the shirt and started feeding him punches to the face. He broke free after a couple and tried to run for a door. But i was right behind him so i stuck my foot in it. Even better this door has a glass pane in the centre, so i can see the fucking guy trying to push me out. hahah so i start wailing punches on his nose with my left fist. CUZ I COULD SEE THE IDIOT. Anyways i kicked his ass out that night. i said 'no-one fucking slaps me fool' and i went after him with a weapon and he stand there and says: 'o come on, your gonna hit me with that?' and i said : 'No guy has ever slapped me before, you bet imma hit you!' haha and he bought it and started to run
What a clown momma's boy. kid was years older than me and ended up moving back in with his parents. cuz he couldn't hack it. what a biggity bitch

I used to have a roomie that used eat my munchies. and he used to sit around and wait for me to light up. so i stopped burnin him out so much. id go in my room smoke to the dome, come out and look for my twinkies and it aint none...WTF!

i had a cellmate that used to hum in his sleep.. he was cool tho.. also had one that aint shower until they made him.
i used wake up to him multiple times playin wit himself. id just play sleep til he was done. i understood though.
when i was in college both my roomies walked in i was jackin off on one of their beds. talk about feelin stupid.

CreepyStevie69 said:

wowie ronjohn!! where were your words of wisdom before? i cant believe i never thought this before. i wonder what other magical thoughts float through your mind. I FUCKING KNOW IM ANNOYING. i just need to vent...

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I'm glad to see we both agree on something....

Damn, people should chill on the hate around here

CreepyStevie69 said:

i do.

any horrible roommate stories?

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had a roommat that had nasty smelling feet made him leav his shoes out side after took them off. had a different roomy that only wanted to get drunk all the time.had 1 that thought she was holyer then thou she got on my ass one morning for drinking at 7 am. bitched her out mad4e her cry she had it coming

hahahaha to the jreking off one. im always afraid of getting caught so i celebrate in the shower.

and ronjohn... my bad broski. you caught me on a bad day.

haha there is some good story's here =. I once had a room mate my first one. we shared a bathroom in 6 months I heard here shower twice, one day a huge chunk of her hair fell out so she left it on the shower knob.. we had a party she showed people.. she also left her CRUSTY FCKN underwear on the couch. [she never showered or did laundry] then she started missing the trashcan with her feminine hygeine products including a nuva ring and used things.. Yeah I moved out

i do i do haha really stoned so who gives a fuck about them though really

FuZZyBUDz said:

Doooooooo... girlfriends count??

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hahaha i know what you mean....

TrynaGroSumShyt said:

i had a cellmate that used to hum in his sleep.. he was cool tho.. also had one that aint shower until they made him.
i used wake up to him multiple times playin wit himself. id just play sleep til he was done. i understood though.
when i was in college both my roomies walked in i was jackin off on one of their beds. talk about feelin stupid.

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.........................Wat the fuck?!

all you guys talk about different rooms and shit. like i went to my room blah blah... you lucky mother fuckers. i live in a studio! our beds are our couches! the close quarters is what bugs me....


god damn logzzz even i wouldnt wanna fuck your roommate lol

(im a little drunk sorry)

I here you Creepy Steve I even got claustrophobic in my studio lol I had to stand in my shower to piss in the toilet lmao But at least there not nasty being a man I especially didn't want to see that shit..

CreepyStevie69 said:

(im a little drunk sorry)

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haha that makes 2 of us

FuZZyBUDz said:

Doooooooo... girlfriends count??

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Not trying to jack the thread but I have to say it.

FuZZy.... That text color SUCKS!!! I'm sure it's because I'm color blind, but it SUCKS!!

I hate my room mate. He took the remote to the television, dvd player, and the controllers to his playstation. I mean he is acting childish, but I don't know what I did to piss him off. Oh well fuck him. I was here first and if I try to piss him off enough, then he will leave.

creepystevie69 said:

i fucking know im annoying. I just need to vent...

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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!