Who plays Music for their pants?

What needs music more, plants or pants?

  • Pants! Science shows that pants can hear and feel

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Plants don't have ears, that's stupid

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Silly Rabbit, Music is for humans

    Votes: 1 6.3%

  • Pinworm is Back!

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Unclebuck stole my pants

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • I can shit directly into my shower drain...

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Total voters
    16
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I'm in current negotiations with the girlfriend to give up a POS boyfriend. If she don't Ill order one.

Using the power supply, a car radio and two speakers. I'm going to play music for my pants 24/7. I'm currently using a mini boom box turd on the outside of the closet. Stuck an iPhone in my ass and recorded the sound. You can't hear anything but the hum of my blower. How shitty a existence. That's gonna stop. I can't wear pants without music.


Who else plays music for their pants?
 
Bareback

Bareback

Well-Known Member
tyler.durden said:
I'm in current negotiations with the girlfriend to give up a POS boyfriend. If she don't Ill order one.

Using the power supply, a car radio and two speakers. I'm going to play music for my pants 24/7. I'm currently using a mini boom box turd on the outside of the closet. Stuck an iPhone in my ass and recorded the sound. You can't hear anything but the hum of my blower. How shitty a existence. That's gonna stop. I can't wear pants without music.


Who else plays music for their pants?
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My nuts ring but when I answer it's the wrong number.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
tangerinegreen555 said:
How are the guitar lessons coming?

I haven't played in over a year, I'll have to start all over when remodeling is done.
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I love the guitar! Lessons are going well, I'm getting in about two hours a day of practice. The guitar I bought sounds so great that I don't want to put it down. That will be a good place to put your seemingly endless energy. With your work ethic you should be putting out your first album at the end of 2018...
 
Dr.Pecker

Dr.Pecker

Well-Known Member
tyler.durden said:
I'm in current negotiations with the girlfriend to give up a POS boyfriend. If she don't Ill order one.

Using the power supply, a car radio and two speakers. I'm going to play music for my pants 24/7. I'm currently using a mini boom box turd on the outside of the closet. Stuck an iPhone in my ass and recorded the sound. You can't hear anything but the hum of my blower. How shitty a existence. That's gonna stop. I can't wear pants without music.


Who else plays music for their pants?
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I found this the other day.
 
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