Why are girls so complicated

NoobgrowerLbc said:
21 year old hello kitty freak
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Ok good this is going to work very well then. What I suggest you do is get her really drunk, since she is of age this shouldnt be a problem. Go out and get a Hello Kitty Costume. Put it on while she is drunk, but make sure you cut out a hole for your dong. Jump into the room she is in, surprise the shit out of her so she's not really sure what's happening. Proceed to have sex with her. If that fails let me know, I have other ideas.
 
The only problem with your splendid solution is the first part.
Getting a 21 year old really drunk is never a good idea if you want great sex.
 
Xrtnfx said:
Ok good this is going to work very well then. What I suggest you do is get her really drunk, since she is of age this shouldnt be a problem. Go out and get a Hello Kitty Costume. Put it on while she is drunk, but make sure you cut out a hole for your dong. Jump into the room she is in, surprise the shit out of her so she's not really sure what's happening. Proceed to have sex with her. If that fails let me know, I have other ideas.
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LOL WTF! This would for sure cause some sort of psychological damage LOL
 
boneheadbob said:
The only problem with your splendid solution is the first part.
Getting a 21 year old really drunk is never a good idea if you want great sex.
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I'm just trying to get the OP back home. Once he pulls off this little trick great sex will follow. It's all in my book
 
Xrtnfx said:
Ok good this is going to work very well then. What I suggest you do is get her really drunk, since she is of age this shouldnt be a problem. Go out and get a Hello Kitty Costume. Put it on while she is drunk, but make sure you cut out a hole for your dong. Jump into the room she is in, surprise the shit out of her so she's not really sure what's happening. Proceed to have sex with her. If that fails let me know, I have other ideas.
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the sex isnt an issue its the games or atleast i think they are, that shes playing she sets up some crazy rules than bend it towards her favor. And when i want it to be even she crys, sex wont ever be an issue becuase i get my orgasms from dank bud.
 
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NoobgrowerLbc said:
the sex isnt an issue its the games or atleast i think they are, that shes playing she sets up some crazy rules than bend it towards her favor. And when i want it to be even she crys, sex wont ever be an issue becuase i get my orgasms from dank bud.
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Once you play Hello Kitty Drunken Surprise she'll never want to bullshit you again with games.
 
Ok i'm female and i've done this with my man before, ( only kissing and light touching avoiding all special places) but in real life not on the phone lol
Women like the foreplay, this is what gets us going( super wet if that makes it clearer lol) The human body has sooo many sensitive places most never discover,
Sex ia about enjoying each others body, every inch, not just penetration, most women i know all agree that if a man takes his time he will not regret it.
 
Girls don't get hot as easily as guys, most girls anyways. You gotta work for it a little bit but if you do it right she'll treat you nice :D

I say suck on da titteh!!
 
fatality said:
she said to suck her boob ? i woulda started suckin
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hahahahaahahaa i was bustin up when i read that to...sounds made up..unless they were on one lol "suck my boob" i dont think i ever had a girl say that to me in a serious manner lol if she wanted me to suck her boobs then she'd start seducing me or take off her shirt not just blurt out "suck my boob" lol hahaha funny shit
 
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