why are people in Canada so calm

Is it something extra in the maple syrup????


Is it the language of Canada



Or is it the sub arctic temperatures


I just don't know anymore and its just Canada not Alaska cuz look at Sarah Palin's crazy ass with her "I can see Russia from my house"

BC Bud?

KLITE said:

BC Bud?

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I like to think that its cause fist a cuffs is considered good clean fun up there.

I think they're grateful they aren't U.S. citizens.........

It's the fish and moose meat ...

Its the cold weather it slows your heart rate.

not the syrup dude. it be the climate. it's like hawaii but with the occassional blizzard.

Also, our women are tough boys. they'll give birth in a ditch, eat the placenta for sustenance, hold the newborn in one hand and manage a team of horses while they plow the back 40.

our men all have10'' dongs, work 20 hour days during harvest, drink munshine by the gallon, herb by the pound and wrestle bears on our 14 th birthday. if we lose the bear eats us. if we win we eat the bear. only the strong survive here. truly a paradise on earth

They have a whopping total of 30 million people scattered across a HUGE area of land, which means there's a lot of room to escape from the tards'.

3 out of 4 Canadians are of European heritage, which means they are a MUCH more homogenous nation than most.

They play REAL football, hockey, and enjoy rodeo, which means they are some mentally tough muldoons.

They hunt, fish, and have no problems surviving in a climate that will straight up kill you if you let it.

AND, they grow good weed.

With all that going for them, they don't NEED to be uptight.

/respect to the great white north.

we be jammin too!

our spring mating season is inspiring. just had to shoo away two youngs uns from mounting each other in my back yard. ahh spring!