Why do we expect food to appear in the fridge?

1lastGodsend

1lastGodsend

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How many times have you been stoned at home & you go to the fridge hungry as he'll to find no food in there. & then 15mins later your at the fridge again like if this time maybe you'll find something in there. I hate that & I most of the time don't realize I'm doing it. :wall:
 
mistaphuck

mistaphuck

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food does appear in the fridge, sounds to me like you may have a gnome infestation.. they love to steal the food right when it appears. goddamn bastards. lucky us though im currently in development of a repellant.
 
jfgordon1

jfgordon1

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That is so true man. I guess we get so hungry that we hope we overlooked the first time. when that doesn't seem to be the problem i always end up eating something that's old and not even know it :wall: . it's so hard to tell when ur stoned:eyesmoke:
 
CanadianCoyote

CanadianCoyote

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Oh I'm guilty of this one. As well as checking the cabinets and pantry... I'll check two or three times... and there won't be anything edible... but I keep going back. Maybe I think I missed something. Or maybe I've forgotten I went in the first place....

Ahh... stonerdom! :D
 
1lastGodsend

1lastGodsend

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awww man do gnomes even exist? They're so creepy. I once ate bread with mayo on it. I was mega hungry & I drank a like 4coke cans. Cotton mouth is the worst. What about losing your lighter? You just sparked up the joint & mins. Later the lighter a nowhr to be found even though you could have sworn it was in your hands the whole time. Damn I hate that.
 
tnrtinr

tnrtinr

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I just figured it was because I was getting desperate enough to eat something that I would not consider the first,second, third, or fourth time.

I am guity as charged.
 
mistaphuck

mistaphuck

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1lastGodsend said:
awww man do gnomes even exist? They're so creepy. I once ate bread with mayo on it. I was mega hungry & I drank a like 4coke cans. Cotton mouth is the worst. What about losing your lighter? You just sparked up the joint & mins. Later the lighter a nowhr to be found even though you could have sworn it was in your hands the whole time. Damn I hate that.
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they like shiny things too.....
 
ANC

ANC

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Come to think of it, I can;t think of anywhere in the world, that food production has not decreased recently...
There is no reason not to expect to find nothing in the fridge one of these days...
Also, city kids have been weaned so far from the land, they wouldn't know how to grow food if you gave em a bag of seeds.
 
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petrushka

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Once upon a time, in Amsterdam on the street my gf bought me an ice-cream. I unwrapped it and threw it in the garbage.
It took me a few seconds of starring at the wrapping :confused: to realize that I made the wrong choice:wall:.

A few days ago I did the same thing with an avocado. I cut it in half and scooped out the first half out of it's skin and into the salad bowl. Then I threw the half-skin in the bin. So far it worked. Only that then I proceeded to scoop out the seconds half directly into the bin. And again, It took me a few second of starring at the empty peel :confused: to realize that I made the wrong choice once again:wall:.
 
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