Why does my gf ...

Jimmyjonestoo

Well-Known Member
Does she have an iud you might be poking at? Or is your dick just that rediculouslly huge? Or maybe her cunt is sore from her real boyfriend and just wants you off of her?
 

ricky1lung

Well-Known Member
As shes thrusting into you her pelvic bone is probably smashing into your tail bone.

Change positions your doing it wrong.
 

oldtimer54

Well-Known Member
I thought someone else would bring this up but I didnt see it anywhere.
Maybe you dont quite have enough air blown into your
plastic girlfriend............and thats what is causing her discomfort you need more cushion for the pushing
just saying!
 

Super Toker

Active Member
My ex bled everytime we had sex off and on for years and Im not squeemish but It was getting to be something I worried about for her sake and talked her into seeing a doctor. The Doc said that she was luckier than most women and that she would eventually get used to it. She slowly did, but from time to time it still happened.
 

LadyZandra

Active Member
Well- as for the comments by "Pounds" and "Salivatseter" neither of you probably HAVE a woman- or you pay em... can't imagine ANY woman with ANY self esteem being with such gross pigs...

As for a STRAIGHT answer from a Woman...
If the angle is wrong, you can hit an ovary or her cervix-- feels like her kicking you in the nuts during sex-- sound fun 2 you?
 

Flaming Pie

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Wtf are you talking about? You CANNOT hit an ovary while having sex. How can you be a woman and not know your own anatomy?

Unless the guy is shorter than 5 inches or the woman is HELLA fat, the guy will definitely hit the cervix.
 

Figong

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Wtf are you talking about? You CANNOT hit an ovary while having sex. How can you be a woman and not know your own anatomy?

Unless the guy is shorter than 5 inches or the woman is HELLA fat, the guy will definitely hit the cervix.
Agreed, would take a 20 inch dick with a hook on that thing like a boomerang to even come close.
 

Trippy Mayne

New Member
Well- as for the comments by "Pounds" and "Salivatseter" neither of you probably HAVE a woman- or you pay em... can't imagine ANY woman with ANY self esteem being with such gross pigs...

As for a STRAIGHT answer from a Woman...
If the angle is wrong, you can hit an ovary or her cervix-- feels like her kicking you in the nuts during sex-- sound fun 2 you?
Your an idiot hahahahah. This made me laugh pretty damn hard. Think i might have myself a new sig.
 
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