Wife pregnant: Life ruined or tiny hands from god?

bluntmassa1

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #41

Well you are in for 3 years of hell then it gets fun. You can still smoke all the weed you want though.

 

bluntmassa1

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #42

Bob Zmuda said:

LOL. Yes looks like it's due in Feb.

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It?? Lol, my wife gave me shit every time I said it. Lol, I'm like "well is it a boy or girl?"

 

Alienwidow

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #43

bluntmassa1 said:

Well you are in for 3 years of hell then it gets fun. You can still smoke all the weed you want though.

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Ya. This. Three years of tourture, and then all sorts of good times. You get to become a kid again. Youll look at life through untainted eyes and find the simple beauty again. Youll see how perfect the world can seem if you dont think too much about whats on the news, or where the exchange rate is headed. Take lots of pictures, start now, and never stop, the years slip away so fast....

 

Dr.Pecker

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #44

Tiny hands from god.

 

neosapien

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #45

Congratulations. Welcome to the club. I'll show you the secret handshake...

Oh and sleep now.

 

jerryb73

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #46

Well since this is turning into a prediction thread I'll go with February 21st.. That happens to be a really cool riu members bday
Congrats bro, I have 4 sets of tiny hands.. Well 1pair now the othe 3 are grown..

 

Gary Goodson

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #47

Congrats @Bob Zmuda and another thing, kids are really good at handing you stuffs. Tools, bait, beers, shit like that. Only thing is, you gotta teach them the names of tools first. You might ask for a wrench and they'll hand you some pliers. Then you might wanna throw the pliers at them. So learn em good.

 

twistedentities

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #48

Congrats!

 

WeedFreak78

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #49

 

a senile fungus

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #50

i think you should sign the baby up for RIU, under the handle "Baby Zmuda"

its only fitting.

 

420God

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #51

Congrats! You'll be heart attack age just as they're learning to drive.

 

curious2garden

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #52

Bob Zmuda said:

So. As you may have guessed from the title Mrs. Zmuda has accepted my demon seed and is growing a tiny little zygote in her plush and lavish uterus. This is my first bebe.

Is my life ruined or should I view it as tiny hands from God? By this I mean: Those tiny little shrimp fingers could roll fantastic joints and trim crazy amounts of weed in a vietnamese style sweatshop (my garage).

So what do you think? (insults and jeers more than welcome)

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Congrats! Remember have a dozen or so and rent 'em out for a new revenue stream.

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #53

a senile fungus said:

i think you should sign the baby up for RIU, under the handle "Baby Zmuda"

its only fitting.

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Princess baby ozmuda 2

 

Hookabelly

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #54

neosapien said:

Congratulations. Welcome to the club. I'll show you the secret handshake...

Oh and sleep now.

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would that be the he-men woman haters club? '-)

 

Elwood Diggler

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #55

is it yours? lol...just fuckin with ya

congrats and enjoy man....it's a trip. if you need someone to hold the light while you fix something, never have a child do it. you'll have the light in your eyes or a light show all around the shop. flashlight batteries will always be dead from now on too

 

tyler.durden

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• Jun 8, 2016

• #56

Kudos, Bob! Lots of wisdom posted here, take heed. To answer the op, both. Your life is ruined in the greatest possible way...

 

tezzerLad

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• Jun 23, 2016

• #57

viola boys uncle ha ha !!! fuck !!

 

sunni

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• Jun 23, 2016

• #58

If the ultrasound tells you it's a girl

Get a second opinion

Just kidding I'm sure it doesn't happen often

Enjoy babies rock or at least mine does

Research lots I highly suggest a natural med free birth
It was very empowering

 

Aeroknow

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• Jun 23, 2016

• #59

sunni said:

If the ultrasound tells you it's a girl

Get a second opinion

Just kidding I'm sure it doesn't happen often

Enjoy babies rock or at least mine does

Research lots I highly suggest a natural med free birth
It was very empowering

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We had our daughter at home with a midwife. My ex had zero drugs too.
We were both 20 yrs old. I was scared shitless, she was a trooper though.

Just about right when my daughter came out, the midwife(Yolanda, such a cool hippie lady)grabbed me and said "here".
I caught my daughter. So crazy.

 

Bob Zmuda

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• Jun 23, 2016

• #60

ms zmuda is an emotional roller coaster.