Will An Emu Eat My Plant?

Looks like if you could tame it that it would make a great watch bird. Aren't emu's supposed to be kind of dangerous, don't they have big hooks in their claws that they can raise and slash the hell of a person? HAHAHAHAHAHA i wish

you fuckin wit me, huh, say hello to my emu bitch
fuck that fool up yo

"aw man an emu bitch slapped me the other day" - Attempted WeedNapper

Hes back.. with a vengeance! but he won't get my plant now.. Muahahahaha











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lol, where the hell do you live lol
i want an emu, can you just buy those??

Haha idk.. My stepdad just got it from some drunk dude.

The drunk dude wants it back because his wife didn't agree with him taking it, as they bought it, but me and my stepdad never gave it back, he fucking gave it to us!. Why the fuck would we tackle that thing back down and take it back? fuck that.

Have you seen those fainting goats on the news? You should get one of those, they are tooooooo funny.

lol, that's so funny, goats and emu's. Do those birds ever get aggressive?

I will eat the emu if you'd like.

I'm gonna wait til it buds out and you've already flushed it, and me n this goats gonna eat that fucker. You're gonna come outside and we're gonna be all high as fuck damn near collicking on the ground and if you talk shit to me, i'm gonna peck and spur ya down to the white meat, HAHAHA

Yes EMU's can be violent, got a relative that has a emu farm actually, best damn omelet you've ever eatin and the meat tastes like tenderloin depending on if it's been grain fed or emu feed fed. He uses a tennis racket when he goes in to check on them, and if they start shit he Mcenroes' that ass with a backhand.

Man that thing even looks like a volassal raptor... ..... with feathers.

In my studies of insects and animals that partake of Cannibus is very long and very definitive... the ONLY creature on this planet that WILL NOT eat a Cannibus plant is a pig. Virtually every insect and/or animal otherwise will eat it.... so I suppose you'll have to protect it somehow. Looks real good, keep it secret,.... keep it safe. My precious.....

Nim