Win a date with Pinworm

Magic Mike

Well-Known Member
For my love, Pinworm.

I feel so horny and very horny sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see meat rings,
I love you more than words can say...

You're so asstastic! This love is deep!
I can't resist your hair, it's true!
The nipples and chocolate starfishes fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is glowing; your heart is dark,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could hump and pound 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.

This intense boner is asstastic my love,
And for you, Pinworm, I thank Heaven above.

All my love, Chingown xoxoxo
 

ODanksta

Well-Known Member
Is Ub fins step dad? That shit would make sense to me. I'll break it down..fins bro passed. Fin blames his stepdad because Ub was to generous with his peanut MnMs.. Fin then goes on the net to slander Ub.. Ub gets pissed and leaves fins mom because he can't stand her delusional son... Fins moms distraught because her superior white cock is gone. So she makes an account (skyler) and tries to win his heart all over again... @UncleBuck how close am I?
Both live in colorado too
 
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