For my love, Pinworm.
I feel so horny and very horny sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see meat rings,
I love you more than words can say...
You're so asstastic! This love is deep!
I can't resist your hair, it's true!
The nipples and chocolate starfishes fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!
Your soul is glowing; your heart is dark,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could hump and pound 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.
This intense boner is asstastic my love,
And for you, Pinworm, I thank Heaven above.
All my love, Chingown xoxoxo