Woomeister
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nice 'guard cat'!!!
Wive's tails.
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Spasticsmoke
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well i am not sure if this story will transfer over to the weed world, but i used to have a wisteriea (sp) which is some crazy vine like out of Jumangi... and the damn thing was huge, but would not flower for some reason... so one year i asked a local garden center what i should do the i was told that if i could shock it into thinking it was dieing without actually killing it it would flower, to save the existance of the species... so after some long deep thinking, and a joint... i came up with the perfect idea it went like this....
Get 2 30s of Bud
4-5 close friends
4-5 wiffle ball bats
if your imagination can't keep up with me... we got smashed and beat the shit out of the plant with wiffle ball bats. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW it worked.... a couple weeks later the plant was in full flower, and has flowered every year since. best brainstorming session ever.
Get 2 30s of Bud
4-5 close friends
4-5 wiffle ball bats
if your imagination can't keep up with me... we got smashed and beat the shit out of the plant with wiffle ball bats. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW it worked.... a couple weeks later the plant was in full flower, and has flowered every year since. best brainstorming session ever.
KaleoXxX
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lol thats funny as shit
You showed THAT plant who's boss...
sguardians2
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We are always looking for ways to increase THC production, but until I hear of a way that has been scientifically researched and is botanically sound, I'll stick with letting the plant decide how much it will produce.
Woomeister
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Quite right, the balance of cannabinoids is determined by the genetics of the plant. In other words, plants do not capriciously alter their cannabinoid profile.
Woomeister
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English is just fine I find...
One of many
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Your mistaking me for someone who gives a shit about your opinion on my spelling. Like I said I am sorry for my misunderstanding earlier. I am not a fucking teen. I am a grown man. I dont give two squirts of piss about some nerd on a computer criticizing my english.