Oldguyrealy
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My dear sweet wife is trying to kill me with Love.
She is off work so she made me cookies.
I ate one. Bad shape I can't walk!
She is off work so she made me cookies.
I ate one. Bad shape I can't walk!
Woman Trying To Kill Me
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OldMedUser
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At least she's trying to kill you with kindness unlike my ex. 
Oldguyrealy
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Been 40 years and my Ex very clear how she feels about me.
Dangerous ate a cookie and really forgot about it until for some reason I just want to set here.
But can't I'm going to a Dinner at Hooters 80 miles that way.
Dangerous ate a cookie and really forgot about it until for some reason I just want to set here.
But can't I'm going to a Dinner at Hooters 80 miles that way.
PopAndSonGrows
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Wait. . ..You gotta clarify
Did she make edibles, or is she slowly poisoning you through your food?? We need to know if we should celebrate her or contact the authorities
Did she make edibles, or is she slowly poisoning you through your food?? We need to know if we should celebrate her or contact the authorities
Oldguyrealy
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Oh she made edibles. COOKIES!Wait. . ..You gotta clarify
Did she make edibles, or is she slowly poisoning you through your food?? We need to know if we should celebrate her or contact the authorities
Oldguyrealy
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One time I went on a Hunting Trip. Hadn't been on the Internet for weeks because of no service.
A woman in Minnesota contacted our State Police because she was worried about me.
A woman in Minnesota contacted our State Police because she was worried about me.
Oldguyrealy
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I don't think my woman would poison me, shoot me maybe but poison me no.
OldMedUser
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Shoot you? Hell no! She's trying to induce a heart attack once you get eyeballs on those Hooters babes!
I thought those places closed down years ago. I must have been in my 20s when I went to one in Richmond, BC. Was not impressed. Peeler bars were more my scene.
Oldguyrealy
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It was interesting. Little Girls hanging out.
Years ago I use to haul a Stripper back and forth to work. Sat around watching getting Free drinks.
Years ago I use to haul a Stripper back and forth to work. Sat around watching getting Free drinks.
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Oldguyrealy
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Never had edibles like this. I took one along to eat about an hour before bed.
Didn't eat it because I was still buzzing from 8 hours before.
I had to laugh one time I was messed up drinking. Law was called.
Take me to Jail. We don't have room. I hit a Cop. Dang it told you we didn't have room. So he sat with me all night until morning. I passed out, he took me and put me to bed.
My wife said old man anymore they would just shoot you.
Didn't eat it because I was still buzzing from 8 hours before.
I had to laugh one time I was messed up drinking. Law was called.
Take me to Jail. We don't have room. I hit a Cop. Dang it told you we didn't have room. So he sat with me all night until morning. I passed out, he took me and put me to bed.
My wife said old man anymore they would just shoot you.
Kindness/cookies whatever it takesAt least she's trying to kill you with kindness unlike my ex.
Never underestimate us. We like to change things up. For example to change things up I made my husband some 50 mg/cookie chocolate chip cookies.
Oldguyrealy
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Sounds like my woman. Me and my Son she makes cookies for and we keep telling her to kick them up. Think these will work just need to watch them.
Measure ah heck just dump.
I actually use a Tcheck that allows me to dial in dosing. He'd mentioned stronger than the 25 mg oatmeal/raisin/cranberry cookies I make him so I did. It had the strength marked prominently on the bag too LOL! Not my fault he ate three
Oldguyrealy
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I had a Dog eat a dozen one time.
My wife has to be careful she is Federal Cop but she does good for me.
My wife has to be careful she is Federal Cop but she does good for me.
ProPheT 216
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Christmas coming back around makes me remember taking some 2 my moms and putting them in the refrigerator door. Of course she saw them and just grabbed one and smashed it. Ate it 2 fast 2 notice what that taste was. She's not a smoker, so it ended up being a night she'll always remember.
Rob Roy
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Your dog ate a dozen federal cops? Ahh, maybe that explains why cops hate dogs so much.
Oldguyrealy
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No I had a Dog that ate a dozen cookies. My wife is a Federal Cop over quarter of our state.Your dog ate a dozen federal cops? Ahh, maybe that explains why cops hate dogs so much.
There was 3 dozen cookies cooling and my Dog ate a dozen. Miss that Dog he got hit on the highway.
Me I'm a volunteer but I'm so messed up anymore. I told them I can't do my Job. Oh just Supervise.
Rob Roy
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Thanks for the clarification.
I had a dog get into the garbage and eat some squozen (I invented an adverb there) canna butter leaf and bud material that still had lots of residual. Dog was a little wobbly for a couple days.
Oldguyrealy
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Got an old Dog that has Arthritis and fluid around her Heart.
I give her some cookie. I'm scared to give her any of this New batch.
She is taking Pain Medication but still begs for cookie
I give her some cookie. I'm scared to give her any of this New batch.
She is taking Pain Medication but still begs for cookie