Women wtf do you want?

Balzac89

Balzac89

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Okay here it is. I been trying to get with this girl for months now being all nice and shit. And I get no response from here not even tryin to hangout.

But when i give up and start being a dick to her, she is interested all of a sudden?

Whats the deal with being a straight dick and acting like I could do w/o her, she wants it now?

Confidence and being a douchebag are the same thing?lol

I've always been the nice guy, but that shit gets u no where.
 
Seems like she likes what she can't get, find another chick and make her jealous or just move on.
 
lmfao sound like u only want to fuck her, just ask her if she's down for that, you'd be surprised, i've said yes before lol
 
Treat em like shit and they come running .....Not a very healthy way to carry on a relationship but this simple fact is true more often than not. Oh yeah women are whores for cash and diamonds thats always a good way to get friendly with her squish!!!
 
bryon209 said:
Treat em like shit and they come running .....Not a very healthy way to carry on a relationship but this simple fact is true more often than not. Oh yeah women are whores for cash and diamonds thats always a good way to get friendly with her squish!!!
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LOL... with her squish.


I just ask them if they've ever wanted to visit the cockpit...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47d_1202124772

Thankfully the plane I fly is single-pilot certified, no other sausages up there besides mine!


april said:
ummmm :spew:
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Just think of what I have to look at when spread, unless you're doing kegels nightly, I can't imagine it's too pretty of a sight!
 
it started out as me wantin to be with her, but idc anymore. well if i dont get any i'm jumpin ship lol
 
SocataSmoker said:
LOL... with her squish.


I just ask them if they've ever wanted to visit the cockpit...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47d_1202124772

Thankfully the plane I fly is single-pilot certified, no other sausages up there besides mine!




Just think of what I have to look at when spread, unless you're doing kegels nightly, I can't imagine it's too pretty of a sight!
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Its funny how u keep kissing my ass , i reject u , u insult me, I laugh and the game begins again
 
april said:
Its funny how u keep kissing my ass , i reject u , u insult me, I laugh and the game begins again
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You ain't the only one laughing!

Here I come again, round the 2nd turn!



Have you ever felt the vibration that only a 850 shaft horsepower Pratt and Whitney PT-6A-66D can deliver?

If not, would you like to? :hump:
 
It's all about the sexism with a smile man. If you sound like you're joking while being sexist for some reason stuck up girls crave your attention. Probably cause they have daddy issues, I don't really know.
Example:
girl: I cook such good food!
you: No you don't, only men can cook good food. It was proven by science, another field that only men strive in.
girl: OMG no! That's sexist lol!
you: Well, I'm going to need some food to prove it.
girl: OK! What do you want!!??!?!?!
you: How about reverse cow girl?
girl: LOL! Why are you talking about sex?!?!?
you: Why aren't you?
girl: Lets have dirty hot sex over my stove!
you: You're still cooking right... that's kind of the woman's job when a man wants mediocre post sex food
girl: Oh stop being silly! You'll love my post sex food.
you: Yeah I'm sure I will... How do you feel about a blumpkin while I'm eating it... pounding your vag is probably gonna give me the shits.
girl: *Thinks about your sexual prowess and forgets what you said* So what do you want to eat?

(Please don't take this seriously)
 
mccumcumber said:
It's all about the sexism with a smile man. If you sound like you're joking while being sexist for some reason stuck up girls crave your attention. Probably cause they have daddy issues, I don't really know.
Example:
girl: I cook such good food!
you: No you don't, only men can cook good food. It was proven by science, another field that only men strive in.
girl: OMG no! That's sexist lol!
you: Well, I'm going to need some food to prove it.
girl: OK! What do you want!!??!?!?!
you: How about reverse cow girl?
girl: LOL! Why are you talking about sex?!?!?
you: Why aren't you?
girl: Lets have dirty hot sex over my stove!
you: You're still cooking right... that's kind of the woman's job when a man wants mediocre post sex food
girl: Oh stop being silly! You'll love my post sex food.
you: Yeah I'm sure I will... How do you feel about a blumpkin while I'm eating it... pounding your vag is probably gonna give me the shits.
girl: *Thinks about your sexual prowess and forgets what you said* So what do you want to eat?

(Please don't take this seriously)
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lmfao sounds like a convo i would have with my man
 
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