World Domination Planning Thread - Globalists Only

Unclebaldrick

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Well, dammit, that darned convoy stopped our plans of world domination - for now.

So what will we try next? Another virus? Co-ed bathrooms? Making it illegal to say "mother", "father" or "Merry Christmas?"

How about some more false flag operations with school shootings?

Those damn freedom loving troglodites have set us back on our plans to institute social passports and poison their children's minds at every turn. And our millions of acres of secret FEMA camps remain only sparsely populated. Fie. Fie, I say!

I say we double down on our drag queen story times until our whole military is made up of preening "trans" allowing Putin and his freedom forces to soundly thrash us in manly combat. Not really sure if that would meet our goals but what the hell.

Ideas?
 

hanimmal

Well-Known Member
Well, dammit, that darned convoy stopped our plans of world domination - for now.

So what will we try next? Another virus? Co-ed bathrooms? Making it illegal to say "mother", "father" or "Merry Christmas?"

How about some more false flag operations with school shootings?

Those damn freedom loving troglodites have set us back on our plans to institute social passports and poison their children's minds at every turn. And our millions of acres of secret FEMA camps remain only sparsely populated. Fie. Fie, I say!

I say we double down on our drag queen story times until our whole military is made up of preening "trans" allowing Putin and his freedom forces to soundly thrash us in manly combat. Not really sure if that would meet our goals but what the hell.

Ideas?
I was thinking along the lines of hammering migrant workers ability to enter the country, then bitch about all those low wage positions going unfulfilled, but couldn't figure out how to word it right.
 
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