World's Dumbest Growing Advice

Or how about "Males have five leaves, females have seven."

SmokeyMcSmokester said:

i heard that too! your're supposed to do it the last week of flower or some shit like that...i also heard some shit like drilling a hole in the bottom of the stalk last week of flower too..crazy bs i tell ya!!

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CrackerJax said:

Well I never...

So I tried some of your techniques, but started off with musical stress.
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After replaying that for four hours, when I returned the plant had already slid several nails into its own stems! I suppose it was trying to commit suicide, but I think the resin count is up after three days. I bought a $1200 resin detector from my trusted hydro man and it looks good.

keep up the good information!!! Aces!

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I may never be the same...

i got told last night that when growing from a seed you have to leave it 5months before you flower

CrackerJax said:

Well I never...

So I tried some of your techniques, but started off with musical stress.
[youtube]YPnGPIMUnus[/youtube]

After replaying that for four hours, when I returned the plant had already slid several nails into its own stems! I suppose it was trying to commit suicide, but I think the resin count is up after three days. I bought a $1200 resin detector from my trusted hydro man and it looks good.

keep up the good information!!! Aces!

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That is too funny. I watched the whole vid....now I need some nails.

my bro in law keeps telling me about the female pill to make female plants. i have to control my laughter every time he tells me. i havent got the heart to tell him he is practically retarded. lol

SmokeyMcSmokester said:

i heard that too! your're supposed to do it the last week of flower or some shit like that...i also heard some shit like drilling a hole in the bottom of the stalk last week of flower too..crazy bs i tell ya!!

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its like stabbing a marathon runner in the calf race day when theyve trained for months.


stoney- you in misery or i-owe-uhhh?

heres a good one. every once in a while you get someone on here with a thread asking is this mj. well the other day there was a thread similar to when is my harvest or something like that and we look at the pics it wasnt even weed. it was litterally a weedish vine running right above the grass. we told him it wasnt weed. he said yes it is it just grew weird. the next post said you just grew weird. it was hilarious. i wont give out his name cuz its that embarrassing but im halftempted to tell you cuz this was the funniest shit in the world

Iowa.Land of the tall corn.

SlikWiLL13 said:

its like stabbing a marathon runner in the calf race day when theyve trained for months.


stoney- you in misery or i-owe-uhhh?

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guitarabuser said:

I was remembering the old (bad) advice that stressing the plant increased potency.
I can just see some grower trying to stress his plants, screaming "Get a job or get out!" "You'll never amount to anything, loser!"

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That....is by far the greatest thing I have ever heard.....

SlikWiLL13 said:

i was 17 when i saw the light. i grew up in rockford illinois, the schwag capitol of the midwest...i mean EVERYONE smokes the shit there. now im that guy who will politely decline sub par weed and bust out the goods.

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I saw the light at around 16...

White Widow my big brother grew.

hahaha.

too funny. I didn't even know he grew
it until I smoked a bowl with my sister and she told

me after....the last thing I remember was eating chocolate
covered cherries under my bed, then thinking people could

hear my thoughts, then passing the fuck out.


Good weed. First time I smoked "chronic" as we Cali
folks call it.

CrackerJax said:

Well I never...

So I tried some of your techniques, but started off with musical stress.
[youtube]YPnGPIMUnus[/youtube]

After replaying that for four hours, when I returned the plant had already slid several nails into its own stems! I suppose it was trying to commit suicide, but I think the resin count is up after three days. I bought a $1200 resin detector from my trusted hydro man and it looks good.

keep up the good information!!! Aces!

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this has got to be the weirdest music vid ive ever seen. what the hell were they thinking

guitarabuser said:

Yeah, somebody just posted that question recently, "How do you stress a plant?" That's what made me think of this.
What kind of whacko-bizarro mind came up with that? "Lets see, I'll baby this plant for 6 or 7 weeks, worry over every leaf that falls off, feed it regularly, and give it a perfect environment. Then, just before it's finished I'll abuse it like a red-headed stepchild."
Incredible.

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In this person's defense they may have gotten the idea from pepper plants. Before you harvest the peppers you stress the roots by over watering them heavily. It stresses the roots makings the peppers hotter. Just a thought. ^_^