Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS
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Alienwidow
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Alienwidow
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Thats the smell of the orgy.
Yessica...
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Bro, do you even lift?
That was a few years ago. Stoner boot camp will have it to it's former glory in no time...
Hello "new member"
What you smell is semen.
Yessica...
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Alienwidow
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"New member" lol, wonder if she wants to get naked and lubey with us?
Alienwidow
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I know right? I wanna take guesses but im probably wrong. I think its a chick, seriously
lahadaextranjera
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Lol! Good morning guys! Smells like my kinda party! 
lets go!
lets go!
Yessica...
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Sweet - theres some sock puppet here about to get her offices smashed by @Alienwidow and myself.Lol! Good morning guys! Smells like my kinda party!
You can hit her where it hurts emotionally though. Tell her she's fat and that her dad never loved her...
Alienwidow
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You can have it, i want the mouth, lets get rapey in here !!! We got a threesome, brownchickenbrowncow
Yessica...
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I don't see Sheen anymore...well shucks.You can have it, i want the mouth, lets get rapey in here !!! We got a threesome, brownchickenbrowncow
EDIT: It was probably iron eyes.
Although, the burn really did sound like a chick. Hmmmmmm.
lahadaextranjera
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I'm having my cup of tea in my dressing gown right now, it's like breakfast with friends waking up to you two !!
lahadaextranjera
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I love this one! What a body! Go gym and stay like that!
Yessica...
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Awwwwwww, cutes!I'm having my cup of tea in my dressing gown right now, it's like breakfast with friends waking up to you two !!
I'm trying to get a few more hours in before I start my day. I would love a coffee though. Naw, I'm going to bong hit instead.
Alienwidow
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Uhhhh.....nothing, why! What did you hear?!I'm having my cup of tea in my dressing gown right now, it's like breakfast with friends waking up to you two !!
naw we were just waiting for you to show up. By chance are you pouring shnapps into your earl grey?
lahadaextranjera
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Had a joint already with my tea, the old wake and bake!
It's nearly midday here!!! I'm late!
Alienwidow
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What do you eat to stay so trim?I love this one! What a body! Go gym and stay like that!
Yessica...
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And guesses who the lady sock might be?Had a joint already with my tea, the old wake and bake!
It's nearly midday here!!! I'm late!
I don't know. I feel like all socks are mainliner or iron eyes.
Haven't been trolled in this thread much really. Guess with the high view counts comes more wankers. Meh - it's all funny!
lahadaextranjera
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Never had schnapps in a tea but we put spirit in coffee and call it Irish!!!Uhhhh.....nothing, why! What did you hear?!
Yessica...
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Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaains...
Hmmm, when that picture was taking I hit up the gym 4 times a week, hot yoga 2 times a week, regular yogi everyday, and I'd eat whatever I wanted and drank a lot of alcohol. I lived very close to a McDonalds.
I was also in school, and working, and partying 2 nights a week. When you move all the time, you're thin.