Would you go with an alien?

Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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So what should I tell the alien? I mean he's offering to take me with them so I just told him to let me think about it so I smoked him out and put on some pink Floyd but it's getting kinda awkward cuz he keeps asking.
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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Hepheastus420 said:
So what should I tell the alien? I mean he's offering to take me with them so I just told him to let me think about it so I smoked him out and put on some pink Floyd but it's getting kinda awkward cuz he keeps asking.
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does" he" want to take you into "his" ship and make wild monkey love to you
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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the one time i dated an alien she took me back to her place of origin and i was just out of place , i mean i could have adapted but it would have never worked , don't get me wrong i really liked tampico mexico its just i think its more of a vacation spot
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

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No weed?!


Not a chance in hell...


Besides, earth is its own galaxy... you just have to get close to her to notice, so much stuff unexplored!
 
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Armaggedon

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shot out of a cannon. alien tells u weed, pussy, or food u gotta leave one behind, pick one u have forever, and pick one u can only do once.........go
 
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Armaggedon

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thats why its a shot out of a cannon its a bitch but i finally decided what i would do id leave food behind, take weed, and get laid once...took me three hours of hard thinkin to come to this decision.......Fuck
 
Hepheastus420

Hepheastus420

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Armaggedon said:
thats why its a shot out of a cannon its a bitch but i finally decided what i would do id leave food behind, take weed, and get laid once...took me three hours of hard thinkin to come to this decision.......Fuck
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Yeah I agree I would choose ditch food (who needs that), get laid once, then get super high forever and always remember how great my last time was. But
 
EvolAlex

EvolAlex

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robert 14617 said:
the one time i dated an alien she took me back to her place of origin and i was just out of place , i mean i could have adapted but it would have never worked , don't get me wrong i really liked tampico mexico its just i think its more of a vacation spot
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LMFAO that was funny.... +rep
 
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Armaggedon

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i thought about it hard those three hours if u chose pussy forever u might get bitched at also, if you choose food forever you die from heartattack,if you choose weed forever stay high forever but then you gotta fight the munchies but then this thought hit me fuck the munchies we got weed forever thats my thought process hopefully
 
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