Would You Mess Around With A Fat Girl?

Youve been in here all day lookin for tips to get a fat chick for a bj...funny shit. I can tell your super stoked...might even have the fat chick picked out already lol
 
Watch out for the swamp donkeys tho. Those bitches are scary!!! Look up swamp donkey on urban dictionary if your unfamiliar with the term.
 
cannabis420420 said:
hilarious thread :) i would never touch a fat girl for nothing .. i would rather go down the street and buy hooker no joke :)
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WHAT!!!!! you would rather sacrifice your body then be with a chick who has MAYBE a 4% chance of having std's?

I vote fatties over hookers all day bro!
 
....dont trust them there rubbers!

I have two friends who both had kids wearing rubbers.......

My dick would be triple seran wrapped like my leftovers in the fridge! lmao.
 
that and getting with a hooker runs the risk of going to jail or ticketed.

the only crime you commit doing a fatty is that your not telling your friends the juicy details after words.
 
lambofgod said:
that and getting with a hooker runs the risk of going to jail or ticketed.

the only crime you commit doing a fatty is that your not telling your friends the juicy details after words.
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there's no cops around here so its ok :) you can do many things around here :) its nothing :)
 
Fat chicks are like scooters.

Both are fun to ride but you don't tell your friends about it afterwords...

Last time I was out at a bar my buddy got offered head from a fat chick.... about 6 times. I was there a few times too. He turned her down (he is engaged).
 
haha one time i met this girl online and we met up and she was real hot but had early stage multiple sclerosis, bad limp... and didnt tell me until i drove out to her, i did her so hard after a couple beers,lol...
 
Pussy is pussy, and a nice lady is a nice lady....regardless of her shape, size or anything else. You might wonder if a large women is asking her friends "would you sleep with a stupid asshole?"
 
Skipped the convo just to post...

I fucked a (good looking) fat chick my first year in college...rookie mistake. However, in my defense, I was drunk and being a good wingman for my room mate. He had been trying to hook up with this girl's room mate for a while now so I took the fall and was making out with her while he was able to sneak away with her (she liked to cock block like crazy) so I had no problem just making out with her for a while until I knew it was clear to leave. However, in the midst of making out and feeling some fat boobies SHE ASKS ME...i repeat...SHE ASKS ME if I want to fuck her...how could a (drunk) guy say NO to a girl asking if they want to fuck her? So hell, I did, even stuck it in her ass just to do it. 5 years later she is now this skinny hot chick and I know happily remind my friend that I fucked her to help him out :) even if she wasn't that skinny or hot at that point, maybe my beer goggles can predict the future ;)
 
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