WTF is in Cheerios?

Marijuana Mercenary

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #1

Hey guys,

Woke up and grabbed a bowl of cheerios, just opened the box, and I keep smelling a burnt wiring smell.

Looked around and checked everything, and nothing. Its only in the kitchen. Sat down to eat and they taste burnt.

Its the fuckin cheerios, what???

I think they baked them too long or something, but that still doesn't explain the plastic/chemical smell.

 

Alienwidow

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #2

Cheerios are made from deep fried buttholes harvested from aborted fetuses on collage campuses across america.

 

qwizoking

Well-Known Member

• Jan 5, 2016

• #3

idk but if your pee starts to smell like cheerios you might wanna get checked out


the chem smell is probably just the vitamins

 

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6ohMax

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #4

I like cheerios

 

heckler73

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #5

Rolled Goats.

 

Marijuana Mercenary

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #6

I figured they had someone/thing that checked this shit at the factory. Then again, thats a lot of cheerio to look over.

Thought I might have a good lawsuit if I stomach a bowl and get sick but its not even worth that.

 

qwizoking

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #7

i found someone's hair in a brown sugar cinnamon poptart, in the goo

i was informed i was not eligible


luckily i was breaking it in half, feeding to my dog

 

Dr. Who

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #8

Ah the old days of camping at parties for long weekends. Run out of milk and just pour beer on them.

Beerios! That's nutrition!

I'm with Satived = Their Doughnut seeds,,,,,water with some coffee and fertilize with some frosting (preferably caramel) and you get some tasty results !

 

Gary Goodson

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #9

Fuck pissing in your cheerios I'm gonna start asking people "who burnt your box of cheerios?"

 

Yessica...

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #10

I used to like cheerioes.

But then I lived with a fucking psychopath and all he ate was cheerioes.

Boner ruined.

No more cheerioes for me for awhile.

 

bu$hleaguer

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #11

I eat leather Cheerios

 

abe supercro

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #12

I'm obsessed with the finer things in life, like Cheerios and feral cats.

 

Marijuana Mercenary

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #13

Yessica... said:

I used to like cheerioes.

But then I lived with a fucking psychopath and all he ate was cheerioes.

Boner ruined.

No more cheerioes for me for awhile.

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My schizophrenic sybling survives off cerial and loves it.

There must be a coorelation (pulling words out of my ass) between mental illness and cerial consumption.

You sure do get some winners lol. You seem like such a nice person I am sure one day a non-psychotic will sweep you off your feet.

 

Marijuana Mercenary

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #14

fuckin christ I can't even spell cereal today. Im off to smoke somethin have fun guys.

 

Rrog

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #15

You could try an IV with Cheerios into your plant. Works with sugar and bacon I understand

 

6ohMax

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• Jan 5, 2016

• #16

Yessica... said:

I used to like cheerioes.

But then I lived with a fucking psychopath and all he ate was cheerioes.

Boner ruined.

No more cheerioes for me for awhile.

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you're gonna eat them cheerios and ur gonna like it