Wtf is wrong with me?!?!

I guess I might be addicted. I have a really healthy sexual relationship with my wife; We do it quite often and we've tried pretty much everything besides mmf (no 2 dick shit here) but I still watch porn ca 1-5 times daily. My wife will watch them with me and it does turn her on, but I did notice that the older she gets the more mellow she's getting. She hasn't touched her toys or put on a porno by herself in a long time. My sex drive is still way up there; Even though she doesn't look as good as she used to I'd still hit it all day long. My favorite genre's are amateur related. Seeing a natural looking female getting plowed is much hotter to me rather than those fake barbie dolls with tats and piercings. In the bedroom I dominate and I kinda like watching porn where the female gets dominated, not to the extreme so much but hair pulling and ass smacking is cool, wifey likes it too.
 
GrowSpecialist said:
Anyone who chooses their own fist to get them off as opposed to a woman's body part is not only mentally twisted... but also a homo. If I wanted to be manually harvested, I'd have my woman do it. Maybe I'm just lucky... but I don't need to handle it myself. My woman is happy to do whatever I want. Handjob, blowjob, vaginal sex or anal.. even TITTYFUCKIN'... she's down. My fist is obsolete. Fuck masturbation.
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homo? lol, if you say soo.:rolleyes:how old are you??and you calll yourself lucky? I bang a different broad every night! guess I'm unlucky:sad:
 
Chillin chillin ain't doin shit... Sick n shitty feelin for like 2 weeks but I'm ight now... Jus hope I can go bak to work homie... Been watchin porn for the last week and... I mean jus been chillin :bigjoint:
 
whenever i play tug-of-war with the cyclops, i get paranoid as fucc.. anybody else?

and i hate touchin my own meat sauce.. any of you men, women, tranny's?
 
GrowSpecialist said:
LOL...

You (while sporting such an adolescent username) are comparing ME to a child?

Btw, your grammar/punctuation is a reflection of your intellect.

Carry on.
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grammar aint got nuthin to do with intellect.

the power or faculty of the mind by which one knows or understands, as distinguished from that by which one feels and that by which one wills; the understanding; the faculty of thinking and acquiring knowledge.

its more like common sense

maybe you meant intelligence
 
tnrtinr said:
It is weird for sure.

I am the opposite of you. I REALLY enjoy physical contact from the opposite sex. The less clothing, the better.

It doesn't feel amazing when you kiss someone for the first time?
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lol i dont kiss people either, so i wouldnt know ;-)
 
Sometimes i have to jack off in order to fall asleep. Ill be laying there tossing and turning and suddenly remember i forgot to jack off lol. Try smoking a fat ass blunt then masturbating, Im almost sure it works for most.
 
TrynaGroSumShyt said:
lol.. like u live in a bubble. do u hold hands.
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not really like i live in a bubble, i just dont like to be touched. over the years somewhere along the line i developed an aversion to it. i dont think i'll grow out of it either, so i just try to be as content as i can with life as it it :)
 
Herbman Dank said:
Sometimes i have to jack off in order to fall asleep. Ill be laying there tossing and turning and suddenly remember i forgot to jack off lol. Try smoking a fat ass blunt then masturbating, Im almost sure it works for most.
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hahaha sometimes i have to do that too. and blazing first is great :lol:
 
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