I think my asshole is the safest place to be honest.
You guys know those machines that can supposedly "smell" drugs? I've heard about them but never seen any... Aren't those only used on people selected by the TSA in America?
What about the full body scanners? I heard they only have them in a few EU airports... ? And if ever I was scanned by one, they would think the weed up my ass is a big (well actually rather small) piece of shit, right?
Anyway I think (and I really hope), that they won't have to search me anymore than the next person.
I have never seen dogs in the airport where I'm from - they just ask you to go through the metal detector and that's it, don't even pat you down half the time. And if ever I saw dogs, I hope they will not be able to smell the weed in a baggy, wrapped in plastic, covered in scotch tape and Vaseline AND stuck up my ass... Seems kind of improbable to me.