yo you bitches

BongJuice

BongJuice

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Authoritah said:
yo you bitches. when i wasnt fat i snowboarded in lake tahoe like a cool ass mother fucker bitch! I saw the C and H pop up on the screen in those last word.

I snowboarded and it was the coolest thing in the world but weed made me fat from the munches and now i dont do shit but sit at home in my apartment and fucking eat shit cuase im fat as fuck from smoking weed.

I was mad pimping befoer i started smoking but now im not SHIT. IM TRASH FROM SMOKING. IM DISGUSTING FAT SHIT HEAD MOTHER FUCKER>
Jesse james wore 6.5 boots!

IM Gonna start WORKING out AND MNNOT SMOKING! THIS IS FUCKIBNG STUPID LIVING LIKE A FAT PEICE OF SHIT. I am ashamed to even look at girls cause im so fucking fat. i weigh 205 lbs an d im 5'11" tall. its fucking gross. i dont have a 6 pack. i hate this shit.
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I'm 5' 11" tall and I weigh 210 lbs......and I'm not fat at all.
I work out 2-3 times a week, I drink a shit load of protein shakes and I don't eat beef or pork. I only eat chicken or fish.
I eat lots of fruits and vegetables.
I go to the grocery store 3 times a week to buy fresh fruits and vegetables.

When I get high, I hardly ever get the munchies. But if I do, I brush my teeth and rinse with mouthwash. Trust me it works......Have you ever tried to eat something right after you brushed your teeth.....it's tastes like shit.
 
hyphyjoose

hyphyjoose

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BongJuice said:
I'm 5' 11" tall and I weigh 210 lbs......and I'm not fat at all.
I work out 2-3 times a week, I drink a shit load of protein shakes and I don't eat beef or pork. I only eat chicken or fish.
I eat lots of fruits and vegetables.
I go to the grocery store 3 times a week to buy fresh fruits and vegetables.

When I get high, I hardly ever get the munchies. But if I do, I brush my teeth and rinse with mouthwash. Trust me it works......Have you ever tried to eat something right after you brushed your teeth.....it's tastes like shit.
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5'11'' 210 those are some good numbers homie u must be swoll..what are your stats? max bench, max squat, max deadlift, etc..
 
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Authoritah

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im swole like a fucking sumo. I was high as balls when i wrote that. I cant help the stuff that I type when Im high. I am really just frusterated cause I cant control my munchies when I smoke. I try, but it doesnt work. I am going to have to find a solution. I weighed 155 last year when I started smoking. Its ALL munchie weight unfortunately. Really gross. Im over it though. I appreciate all the comments calling me a lazy fat ass.. LMAO.
 
Charfizcool

Charfizcool

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Authoritah said:
im swole like a fucking sumo. I was high as balls when i wrote that. I cant help the stuff that I type when Im high. I am really just frusterated cause I cant control my munchies when I smoke. I try, but it doesnt work. I am going to have to find a solution. I weighed 155 last year when I started smoking. Its ALL munchie weight unfortunately. Really gross. Im over it though. I appreciate all the comments calling me a lazy fat ass.. LMAO.
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lol I know I was thinking "damn..this guys gonna go kill himself now..." Some fat ppl are better looking fat, one of my good friends is kinda fat and he's like a Mexican BigBlack with a mo-hawk!
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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Come on, man..! If you really boarded Tahoe then you'd know that there isn't shit for runs up there. Kirkwood is where it's at. :-P

Smokin' gives me MAD CRAZY HELLA munchies, and it's really hard to control. When I have weed I ALWAYS gain weight compared to when I don't, I practically stop eating when I don't.. ok, except for when I'm womanating.

But know this -- I don't know of any girls who've got a problem with a guy with a little meat on his bones. It's the personality that is where it's at. ;)

You don't know a girl named Kayla, do you?
 
BongJuice

BongJuice

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hyphyjoose said:
5'11'' 210 those are some good numbers homie u must be swoll..what are your stats? max bench, max squat, max deadlift, etc..
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4 months ago was the last time I max benched and it was 325 lbs. I mostly work with 150 -250 for my work out.
I'm too scared to max squat, I've thrown my back out once doing max squats. Throwen my back out sucked, I couldn't work out for 3 months.
As far as the deadlift, I don't do it......it's waste of time.

When I go to the gym I usually run about 5 miles, then hit the weights. My workout is quick I'm usually in and out of there in less than an hour.
My days at the gym consist of:
Mondays...Chest and Triceps
Wednesdays...Biceps and Back
Fridays...Shoulders and Legs
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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My husband used to hack squat 1,100lbs, 5 reps.



Yes, you read that right. :shock:

Needless to say, he can bounce me around the bed easily enough. :lol: 8)
 
Adamus P.R.I.M.E.

Adamus P.R.I.M.E.

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5'6'' 145lbs on a good day... but I was at 211lbs during december of 06...

smoking pot doesn't make you fat... those damn krispy kreme donut burgers at 3am do...

don't blame a plant for your inability to get off your ass...

like the U.S. fat people add campaign says... "Verb - Go find yours..."

AND WHAT THE HELL DOES JESSE JAMES BOOT SIZE HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!!!!
 
skatterman420

skatterman420

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this kid has never smoked before in his life, hes trying to make fun of stoners while making fun of himself? i guess? its funny how every day we get another pathetic fucking kid who comes on here and starts posting away. Whats lamer then a stoner? someone who tries to get kicks out of fucking with stoners who obviously don't care..
 
diggitydank420

diggitydank420

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Learn to cook.

It's a good way of controlling what's going in to your body.

Junk food really is junk.

I have stopped eating fast food and lost 15lbs without any real exercise!
 
cannabitch

cannabitch

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skatterman420 said:
this kid has never smoked before in his life, hes trying to make fun of stoners while making fun of himself? i guess? its funny how every day we get another pathetic fucking kid who comes on here and starts posting away. Whats lamer then a stoner? someone who tries to get kicks out of fucking with stoners who obviously don't care..
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I guess only you and i think this. It's so obivious they are making fun of stoners. Fucking lil prick lay off stoners and fat people.
 
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