You got a valentine?

You got a valentine

  • Yes, thanks for reminding me to buy a present

    Votes: 24 37.5%

  • No, thanks for reminding me how fucking lonely I am

    Votes: 28 43.8%

  • My dildo/fleshlight is the best valentine ever

    Votes: 12 18.8%
  • Total voters
    64
RainbowBrite86 said:
OH OH OH MY GOD. Whatever bastard sent me these Russell Stover chocolates, I swear to God, I will find you! And when I do I will make you eat one of these blasphemous unholy DOG TURDS!! It didn't have a MAP! But I trusted you!!!! And I bit into a PUFFY RASPEBERRY ONE *NOOOOOOOOO*!! And being so high, my spitting reflex was severely disabled, it become a puffy, gooey, disgusting mess that will NEVER COME OUT of my pale ass SKIN!!!

:spew::spew:As Sonni likes to put it: MY BARF JUST BARFED!!:finger::finger::finger::wall:

You are SOOO lucky - I had your name on a card but I have a woodstove and ran out of fire starting crap. This high won't last forever. Soon i'll be able to walk. Just you wait. Just. you. wait.:evil:
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LOL did u just randomly give out ur address?
 
Wait, what? Oh I was kidding, no one on RIU has my address. Just. I couldn't say all that to the person who did send them to me because I burned the card he sent with them. Poor bastard never had a chance lol. So I was just venting here. That's all.
 
Never a valentine in my life, but it doesn't bother me in the slightest :D Almost the opposite, makes me glad. I don't want anything to do with people lame enough to be sucke into the notion that it's a special day that requires you to spend money for no real reason on someone. There are 365 days of the year for that. It rather amused me a few years back when the valentines craze was to buy an ipod for the other person, i'd have taken it, told her to sod off and stuck it on ebay and laughed my way to the bank :D But hey, i'm told i'm not normal, buggar!
 
CinnamonGirl said:
Damn Rainbow, I want some of that shit! lol
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You spicy lil Cinnamon girl...I will give you some of my green crack and YOU can dance with me. I am listening to the Thong Song. K I want you to do this:hump:But like you're looking at it from behind, OK? Ready?

Like it when the beat go duh duh :hump:duh duh Baby make your booty go duh duh :hump:duh duh Better make that booty show that thong thong thong thoooong:hump::hump::hump:
 
tip top toker said:
Never a valentine in my life, but it doesn't bother me in the slightest :D Almost the opposite, makes me glad. I don't want anything to do with people lame enough to be sucke into the notion that it's a special day that requires you to spend money for no real reason on someone. There are 365 days of the year for that. It rather amused me a few years back when the valentines craze was to buy an ipod for the other person, i'd have taken it, told her to sod off and stuck it on ebay and laughed my way to the bank :D But hey, i'm told i'm not normal, buggar!
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Who would buy Oscar the Grouch an ipod?
 
I'm a complete and utter romantic ;) I just have no time with people who think the scam that is valentines day is in some way important :D I have hundreds of days each year to show effetion to someone if i feel like it. But yeah, i'm oscar the grouch because i don't conform to societies pathetic whims lol. Won't get anything for christmas from me either, also plenty of days in the year to show goodwill, kindness, and generosity, i don't have to be told this is the day that you have to do it, i'll do it when i feel, not because it's Febuary 14th of deceber 25th :)
 
I used to love randomly having flowers sent to females I was in relationships with. Perfumes too. Think Ill bring my daughter some flowers for V-Day. Guess Ive always been more giving.
 
tip top toker said:
I'm a complete and utter romantic ;) I just have no time with people who think the scam that is valentines day is in some way important :D I have hundreds of days each year to show effetion to someone if i feel like it. But yeah, i'm oscar the grouch because i don't conform to societies pathetic whims lol. Won't get anything for christmas from me either, also plenty of days in the year to show goodwill, kindness, and generosity, i don't have to be told this is the day that you have to do it, i'll do it when i feel, not because it's Febuary 14th of deceber 25th :)
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I'm really beginning to feel singled out. Everybody jumped my ass when I said I didn't believe in Valentine's Day. I guess you just come off as nicer or something.
 
RainbowBrite86 said:
I'm really beginning to feel singled out. Everybody jumped my ass when I said I didn't believe in Valentine's Day. I guess you just come off as nicer or something.
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Your not the only one. I cant stand Vday. First off, I don't like candy, so anyone who gets me candy I know doesn't know me well.
Halmark cards, so lame. Now go blow all your money on a date that could otherwise have been done any other day. Just my opinion, maybe thats why the ex's always got so pissed haha
 
Roses typically double to tripple in price around valentines day. Valentines day is a money making scam, nothing more. Maybe in the past it wasn't, but these days that is all it is. And people still fall for it.

Not to mention i have nothing at all to do with christianity, why would i take a day to honour some christian martyrs, tha's right, it's a scam.
 
PbHash said:
Your not the only one. I cant stand Vday. First off, I don't like candy, so anyone who gets me candy I know doesn't know me well.
Halmark cards, so lame. Now go blow all your money on a date that could otherwise have been done any other day. Just my opinion, maybe thats why the ex's always got so pissed haha
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Can I have the candy you don't want?
 
tip top toker said:
Roses typically double to tripple in price around valentines day. Valentines day is a money making scam, nothing more. Maybe in the past it wasn't, but these days that is all it is. And people still fall for it.

Not to mention i have nothing at all to do with christianity, why would i take a day to honour some christian martyrs, tha's right, it's a scam.
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cant eat a rose
well i gueass u can
but chicks wont
 
roses r expensive on valintine, i took my girl to yardhouse ate and movie on saturday cuz of our sceduals, and some chocolate covered strawberries and a movie the women in black fuck man i was jumping every few minutes good movie... any ways im planing on some red roses and cut a bud of the tree with sugar leafs and prune it nicely and stick about 3 roses around the bud.. ill post tommorow i love my girl i realy do...
 
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