Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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*sigh* Yet another fan who can't rep me anymore... 
I ALSO appreciate your attempt! 
I ALSO appreciate your attempt! 
You know someones a rookie smoker when . . .
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You know when they're a rookie when they ask you. "Am i high yet?"
Or when they start raiding through your belongings trying to find 'special secrets'
Or watching the fear in their eyes when you pretend to answer the phone and then being like shit man! 5-0 are on the way!!!
haha, always a laugh
Or when they start raiding through your belongings trying to find 'special secrets'
Or watching the fear in their eyes when you pretend to answer the phone and then being like shit man! 5-0 are on the way!!!
haha, always a laugh
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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I think a couple of those have been said but I like the last one!
The Real Peter Parker
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If both of those things were happening, I wouldn't smoke free weed...When they get giddy as hell and dont stop touching you
When they think its funny to copy everything you say and do
But tbh rookie smokers are the best, spesh the rich kids. They pay the most towards the smoke
Its not that bad tbh. Just get your 'dead serious' face on and tell them that if they dont stop you'll pull a knife that youve got on you and you'll slash their faces up.......
They dont know what think, so they stop.
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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That is, undeniably true.Its not that bad tbh. Just get your 'dead serious' face on and tell them that if they dont stop you'll pull a knife that youve got on you and you'll slash their faces up.......
They dont know what think, so they stop.
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hempcurescancer
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When you smoke with the kid at his house and you have to be quiet so his parents dont hear 
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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When you smoke with the kid at his house and you have to be quiet so his parents dont hear
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hempcurescancer
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Also when the kid thinks a vase in you're house is a bong you "just leave sitting out all the time"
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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hempcurescancer
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Precisely Brevity, accept no holes stems or bowls anywhere, and the kid still thought it was a bong!
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Indubitably. I always thought vases would make great bongs.
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hempcurescancer
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my buddy made one out of a vase but it was a total weedeater
Woomeister
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When you pass the the joint and they hold it between their thumb and forefinger, place the whole roeach in their mouth and purse their lips like they are going to kiss somebody, take a drag, cough while exhaling, and proceed to go white.
The Real Peter Parker
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I don't get my knife out unless I'm going to use it, except once. I grabbed some motherfucker by the wrist and made him think I was going to cut his little finger off. I did slice it, not too deep, [well yeah a little deep, but not to the bone, just enough until I saw that it was bleeding good] and I was telling him how slow it would be... Then I let go of his hand and punched him in the jaw. It was the loudest punch I'd ever heard. Like on TV "POP!" Last time that idiot ever spoke to me. Hear this: The idiot tried to light my hair on fire, because he thought it was a joke...Its not that bad tbh. Just get your 'dead serious' face on and tell them that if they dont stop you'll pull a knife that youve got on you and you'll slash their faces up.......
They dont know what think, so they stop.
I was cool with him after all this happened, but I guess he wasn't cool with me.
The Real Peter Parker
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What a pisser. Fuck that shit man... It's too common... even with circles that could easily out-smoke me... smoking a lot of weed doesn't mean that you know how to smoke weed...