You know your a stoner/pothead if................
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heywhatsthatsmell
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You know your a stoner when
you spend more time reading and learning about growing pot than you ever did in school
When you actually have a bic lighter die on you
if you have a seed collection going
if your saving all your roaches just incase you run out of trees
if theres flakes of pot all over every surface in your house
if you know exactly how much money you need to make to supply your habit till next month
if you wipe your windows with alcohol and the rag is black with tar
you make yourself cough as much as it sucks to get higher
if you cant sleep unless your high
if your parents give up trying to make you quit
you spend more time reading and learning about growing pot than you ever did in school
When you actually have a bic lighter die on you
if you have a seed collection going
if your saving all your roaches just incase you run out of trees
if theres flakes of pot all over every surface in your house
if you know exactly how much money you need to make to supply your habit till next month
if you wipe your windows with alcohol and the rag is black with tar
you make yourself cough as much as it sucks to get higher
if you cant sleep unless your high
if your parents give up trying to make you quit
UnEmploymentDude
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go on vacation and is worried that you didnt set the timers correctly
go on vacation and worried that you left the grow room unlocked.
go on vacation and worried that you left the grow room unlocked.
nowstopwhining
Too many brownies
Hahahahaha
"while smoking you look around and wonder what it would be like if all the pine trees were big ass bud plants haha"
Definitely have done that a few times.
I also have let this happen dozens of times while eating or sitting on the laptop....
"you know your a stoner when you wind up watching the main menu and listening to the music cause you are too lazy to get up and turn it off after you finish watchign a dvd"
You know your a stoner when You sit at work daydreaming about your grow
"while smoking you look around and wonder what it would be like if all the pine trees were big ass bud plants haha"
Definitely have done that a few times.
I also have let this happen dozens of times while eating or sitting on the laptop....
"you know your a stoner when you wind up watching the main menu and listening to the music cause you are too lazy to get up and turn it off after you finish watchign a dvd"
You know your a stoner when You sit at work daydreaming about your grow
Chiceh
Global Mod, Stoner Chic
For sure, spent way more time learing to grow then in school, lol. Guess I am a stoner eh? 
tryintogrow
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you know your a stoner when you pick your dog out at the pound, you choose the one all over the bud in your pocket
You know you're not a stoner when you care enough to insult a hilarious thread like this one
Orange kush
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i don't feel like reading that long post right now, but im sure i meet the requirments of being a true pot head.
iBLaZe4tozErO
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you know your a stoner when you always find a bic safety's while cleaning
growingmom
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You know your a stoner when your kid buy's you a pipe for christmas..
jimmyspaz
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And you buy him the "Joint Rolling Handbook" because your ashamed of his poor skills.
Allan Watts
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I love these threads!
When you routinely leave the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge.
You are an expert on the Sativa/Indica debate.
All of the screens in your faucets are missing b/c you used them to fill your pipes.
When you routinely leave the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge.
You are an expert on the Sativa/Indica debate.
All of the screens in your faucets are missing b/c you used them to fill your pipes.
JohnnyBravo
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well you hogged-em all Dick....and you call us lame....
jimmyspaz
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Been There, Done That!!!