You know you're a nerd if ???

You make batches of super soil with your bobcat or front-end loader.


Tell us your thoughts and experiences people..

Ha!

Hash Wars?


Do I need to say anything else?

I do know a bigger nerd

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If you almost say "Have a dank day!" to people out in the world...

I bought my coffee the other morning at a coffee shop, and almost said it as the girl handed me my cup...

If ur internet usage on ur fone is going over every month cause of rollitup and watching weed nerd on you tube....even tho ur wife bitches at u EVERY month....u still go over....ha

You know your a Weed Nerd if... you don't have outdoor space, so you mix your Super Soil in the bathtub.

kryptoniteglo said:

If you almost say "Have a dank day!" to people out in the world...

I bought my coffee the other morning at a coffee shop, and almost said it as the girl handed me my cup...

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This reminds me of saying "blowtje?" to a cashier at the grocery store while I "passed" her the money ("blowtje?" means joint/blunt/spliff etc, and my wife and I say it a dozens of times to each other throughout the day while passing back and forth). Fortunately she was so in her routine that she didn't catch it.

Doesn't make me a nerd though - just one baked stoner.

Or mixing batches of super soil on a tarp in your living room because you have no where else to mix it.

You know you're a weed nerd when you turn down hanging out with real women just to go home and stare at your girls all night.

you know your a weed nerd if you have a conservative family and you force them to look at your bud photos even though they have no idea what their looking at.

psillysimon said:

Or mixing batches of super soil on a tarp in your living room because you have no where else to mix it.

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Ha ha ha....I just replaced our couch. Partially because I was tired of moving a sleeper sofa out of the way every time I need to mix soil.

If you make a Video in Amsterdam ranting at the Rokeri and end up creating a new sub culture

You might be a Weed Nerd!!

Sub

If even though you have a timer you still go to check on the ladies and tell them you love them and sweet dreams before the lights shut off, and Cannarchy I have a girlfriend but I will still skip out on going out or going to big events just because I wont steer far from them.

subcool said:

If you make a Video in Amsterdam ranting at the Rokeri and end up creating a new sub culture

You might be a Weed Nerd!!

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Thats funny I just watched all the Amsterdam videos. You know your a weed nerd when you continue to watch the Weed nerds over and over again just for fun. You know your a weed nerd if you pretty much memorized all the descriptions for the TGA genetics. You know your def a weed nerd if you spend your last 60 bucks food money on a bottle of azomax instead so you can kill the bugs in your roots organic soil.
I especially liked the Amsterdam Danny tribute where Subs out at 5:30 am and gonna smoke his joint and leave the Mtn Dew and the fucken junkie walks by. Or the Amsterdam one where Subs talking about asking a guy to line up his camera and sub says the guy looks at him like hes asking him to suck his dick.
Might also be a weed nerd if the new episode is uploaded at 2 a.m. and you wake up to watch it. Or if your planning on not smoking but a weed nerd episode comes on and you cant help but smoke when Sub says " time to get high with the weed nerd, get your pipes, you bongs, etc etc..."

You know you are a weed nerd if:
You get pissed off when people don't know the difference between Indica and Sativa....or that there are more than "a couple kinds" of "Pot" "Well- I think it's either mexican or Jamaican...." (*erg!*)

Or if you opened this post to see if you fit the bill!

You know your a Weed Nerd if you watch The Weed Nerd religiously......

Or

if you smoke your buds with others and they proclaim that you ruined all other smoke because they just don't taste the same....

I WHANT A STRAIN THAT TRIPS ME THE FUCK OUT SOME TRUE ONE HITTER QUITER.I HAVE SMOKED A LOT OF STRAINS AND TGA TRULY BREEDS SOME OF THE BEST DANK I LIKE JTR CHERNOYBL QUERKLE VORTEX DQ AND Q-TRAIN I THINK THOSE ARE THE BEST TGA STRAINS. BUT I GOTTA SAY THE BEST STRAINS I EVER SMOKED ARE PURPLE KUSH SPECIAL CLONE ONLY IT HADE ME PASSING OUT ALL MOST THATS NUMBER ONE NUMBER TWO IS JTR IT HAD ME GIGGLY AND ACTING RETARTED FOR 4 HOURS AND NUMBER 3 IS BETWEEN BLUE DREAM PRE98 QUERKLE OR GDP LIKE ALL OF EM. WHAT IT THE BEST BUD YOU GUYS EVER SMOKED. WILL THE QUERKLE BUBBA EVER BE RELEASED IT WOULD BE TGA's FIRST 100%INDICA.Please release querkle98

You know your a weed nerd when you learned more in college about growing than abour your major

The server I had at Ihop the other day listed off their breads(for toast) ... "Wheat, Rye, White, Sour Diesel, and English muffin" ... he was embarrassed, but I thought it was hilarious.

You know you're a nerd if The Weed Nerd show can make you shed a tear out of joy or sadness.

If you laugh every time you see green lights in the growroom while watching The Weed Nerd...well before Cannabis Hunter starts talking