You know you're a pothead when:
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Prot3us1
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A hundred times a day. lol..serious...sometimes i cant even be bothered NOT posting it so i just hit post literally halfway through a sentence and just hope i finished...this results in a lot of sober post editing hours later, then smoking more bongs and making the same mistake again!
Fun tho
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DoWorkSon
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Sr. Verde
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Sr. Verde
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When you go to the grocery store stoned, with the purpose of buying actual food to fill your fridge, and end up walking out with $137 worth of Chips and Candy Bars.
Did you seriously do that? No fuckin way thats mad candy
Did you seriously do that? No fuckin way thats mad candy
Oh yea.
Never go to the grocery store Stoned, Hungry, and with a pocket full of cash. I spend quite a bit of loot on Junk Food each month. I would be pretty Fat by now if I didn't have such a high/fast metabolism, lol.
virual blazer
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when yu constantly lose things just to find out it was in your hand
NI420
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have you ever completly ran out of lighter gas and sprayed a pool of deoderant onto the table and sparked that up??? use that to light a candle and your laughin
HoLE
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Jester88
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i did this for two and a half days... basically 3
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NLNo5
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when youre playing "family feud" with your girlfiends (non smoking/christian)family and in the fast money round you are asked to name something you love that is green....
This is motherfucking funny.
haha thats great!!How about something u keep in ur closet! hahah
This is motherfucking funny.
NLNo5
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1. You know your a pothead when you cant think of a good post to this thread sober, but stoned you keep thinking of funny assed things to post on this thread.
2. You know your a pothead when you ration the goodies in the house for the rest of the night.
3. You know your a pothead when you recycle your smoke in a bread bag three times a hit to ration your last nug until the next batch is ready.
4. You know your a pothead when you reconcile with yourself that your a druggie.
5. You know your a pothead when you and your cat are the only ones in the household who really understand each other.
6. You know your a pothead when you can find some stash and something to smoke it with in any room in the house.
7. You know your a pothead when your entire kitchen is dedicated to planting, growing and harvesting ganja.
8. You know your a pothead when you............i totally lost my train of thought...what was I going to say.
2. You know your a pothead when you ration the goodies in the house for the rest of the night.
3. You know your a pothead when you recycle your smoke in a bread bag three times a hit to ration your last nug until the next batch is ready.
4. You know your a pothead when you reconcile with yourself that your a druggie.
5. You know your a pothead when you and your cat are the only ones in the household who really understand each other.
6. You know your a pothead when you can find some stash and something to smoke it with in any room in the house.
7. You know your a pothead when your entire kitchen is dedicated to planting, growing and harvesting ganja.
8. You know your a pothead when you............i totally lost my train of thought...what was I going to say.
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