You Know You're a Stoner if....

mr west

mr west

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patlpp said:
when you post 12 times a day average for a full year.............
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think im on that one ffs does that mean im a stoner or just lonely lol>>>>>>>>>:joint: U know ur a stoner wen u skin up a joint and make a cup of tea and leave the tea stewing for 45 mins wile u smoke the spliff and the tea is stewed to fuk and the spoon is standing up in the cup.
 
mr west

mr west

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U spend that long looking at the forums thinking of something to say and making spliffs that wen u do have something to say that u remember u have to sign in again cuz u dunt have permission to do that.
 
DEPS

DEPS

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You know you're a stoner when you're so broke that you manage to find only $5 in coins but still jog 2 miles to your grocery store with the CoinStar machine to cash it for a nick.. And the cashier and people in line behind you laugh when they see the total xD still worth it
 
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jfa916

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i got a few when you think some1 with u but there not and u talk to ur seld 4 an hour
when ur looking 4 yhur blunt and its on ur ear
when u 4gt to smoke
and when u 4gt yhur on the phone and leave it there
 
DoctorLembo

DoctorLembo

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You know your a stoner when you go into the pet store and think about what nutes ur gonna give the hamster when you get it, the right lights and debate yourself between Scrog or Lst
 
mr west

mr west

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DoctorLembo said:
you know your a stoner if you go to make your sandwhich and you grind and weigh your condaments
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thats if u kno ur a dealer init? lol u know ur a stoner wen you go to kiss ur girlfrind with a spliff hanging out ya gob, lukyly its gone out and just puts ash on her face lol.
 
RoffleWaffels

RoffleWaffels

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You know you're a stoner when your teacher calls you a "Doper" because you know how many grams there are in an ounce... Awkward day..
 
PurpelHaze

PurpelHaze

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You know your a stoner when you and your friends stop in the middle of the street at the exact same time and sniff the air and then walk back a few paces and sniff some more and then just share a knowing look.
 
Amnesian

Amnesian

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Hashbean420 said:
c'mon my fellow potheads! tell me some "you know your a stoner if" jokes!!!

you know your a stoner if: you pack a fresh bowl and half an hour later realize you forgot to smoke it.:joint::joint::joint::joint::joint::joint:
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you know your a stoner if... you hide ur stash then dont remember wer it is tell th next time u get high
 
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