You know you're getting old when.........

slowbus

New Member

• Dec 4, 2012

• #21

after reading this thread IDK if I'm old or just stoned

 

Trolling

New Member

• Dec 4, 2012

• #22

I'm only 25 but I dunno if it's me getting old exactly bit I pretty much hate all mainstream music, rap died around 99 for me.

 

wascaptain

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #23

i been going to the same gym at the same time for 20 years. theres acouple of tables in the corner where the old retired farts drink coffee and bs.
well now i am them. the youngest , but still one of THEM

 

greenswag

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #24

When your still young but can relate to a lot of the post in this thread . I was called sir for the first time a couple months ago, it threw me off and I looked around to make sure they were talking to me. Did the classic look behind both ways then pointed at myself and said 'who? Me?'

 

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gioua

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #25

when you sleep like a baby at night.... waking up screaming every hour

 

kinetic

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #26

You go to a strip club and see a friend from high schools daughter working.

 

Xub420

Active Member

• Dec 4, 2012

• #27

.................local budtender is right outta highschool.

 

bobtokes

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #28

ebgood said:

when someone tells you they grew up watching sponge bob

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you know your getting old when you've never heard of sponge bob

 

eye exaggerate

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #29

...when wearing slippers to the store is cool with you

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 4, 2012

• #30

Trolling said:

I'm only 25 but I dunno if it's me getting old exactly bit I pretty much hate all mainstream music, rap died around 99 for me.

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~penalty buzzer~ To label rap "music" at all marks you as a whippersnapper, whippersnapper. cn

 

obijohn

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #31

When you get down on the floor to pick something up, plug something in etc......and you have to grab something to help you get back up

 

obijohn

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #32

Also when you can remember buying an early Stones, Zeppelin or Beatles album, remember when you first listened to it and even remember the track list. But can't remember the track list, songs or much of anything about the new album you just bought last week

 

B166ER420

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #33

When your farts turn into sharts.......lol

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #34

When you see a '69 Camaro and remember buying one new.

 

dirtsurfr

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #35

I got an old 73 Ford f100 when I go to the store I leave it running
cause most folks don't know how to shift gears on the tree.
Kid jumped in it 1 day to move it, got it started but couldn't figure
how to change gears lol..

 

Jimmyjonestoo

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #36

Anytime you say " I remember when that gas station was a........" Or " this used to be allll woods clear up to (insert street name)".

 

dirtsurfr

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #37

You know when your old when after years of " Don't trust anyone over 30"
You find yourself saying don't trust anyone under 45..........

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #38

When driving a 5 speed is more chore than fun.

 

ClaytonBigsby

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #39

you actually notice the retirement communities you drive by

 

obijohn

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• Dec 4, 2012

• #40

This thread proves smoking weed leads to longevity and a sharp mind.


Where the hell did I put my bong? DAMN this short term memory loss!