You know you're getting old when.........

When you finally jog on a treadmill because you know your heart needs exercising, then you cannot walk for two weeks.
 
You know you are old when your 10 year old tells you that you can not use the word "retarded" any more.
 
when a hot chick smiles at you and you dont know if shes thinking, aw your a nice old man, or, i wanna jump your bones
 
I Knew I was getting old when someone revved their engine at me in my mustang and I was like . . "ehhh" and drove away like a grandma.

I used to love to race other people, just for fun though. I always stopped racing if they started to act crazy.
 
I asked some kids on the bus what the fuck this 'Instagram' thing they were talking about as. They gave me this look :shock:

I'm only 20 :cry:
 
You know you are old when you sneeze or turn the wrong way and throw out your back.........
 
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