You know you're getting old when.........

You know your old when you remember a time before the internet, wifi, cell phones, iPods, iPads, DVDs, blueray, Bluetooth, flat screen tvs, hd tv, 3d tv, gps navigation, microwave popcorn and gas over 2 bucks.
 
Clearly none of you are what I consider old yet. Remember my words cause you're gonna think about this thread the day it happens... youl know your getting old the day you go to have a seat and you sit ON your nutsack. Your never gonna forget that moment.. when u realized "holy shit this is what it feels like to be old. Welcome to the summit of the hill. From that point on its a slow wasting lol
 
sensisensai said:
Clearly none of you are what I consider old yet. Remember my words cause you're gonna think about this thread the day it happens... youl know your getting old the day you go to have a seat and you sit ON your nutsack. Your never gonna forget that moment.. when u realized "holy shit this is what it feels like to be old. Welcome to the summit of the hill. From that point on its a slow wasting lol
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you know your getting old when you have to buy support underpants
 
U got that right. I'm not kidding. I've sat on a nut growing up and all that. I laughed when my dad said it to me. Thinking nrahq I've already done that. But let me tell you. Ur gonna be about 54 getting into the boat for what u think is a long relaxing day fishing and ur gonna really honestly truly sit ON your nutsack and bounce off them like a god damn exercise ball and you'll know its finally happened. You'll never forget that day.
 
sensisensai said:
U got that right. I'm not kidding. I've sat on a nut growing up and all that. I laughed when my dad said it to me. Thinking nrahq I've already done that. But let me tell you. Ur gonna be about 54 getting into the boat for what u think is a long relaxing day fishing and ur gonna really honestly truly sit ON your nutsack and bounce off them like a god damn exercise ball and you'll know its finally happened. You'll never forget that day.
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Well, I can tell you I have done so while bouncing a bass boat in 4-6 foot rollers on the lake and it hurt so bad I had to let my dad drive while I finished puking.
That took about 2 weeks or better before I could walk right. I hope that never ever happens again, but I know it is only a matter of time......damn it.

Peace

Asmallvoice
 
When you're usual morning salute from ur lower half turns into to just a nod of acknowledgement
 
sensisensai said:
U got that right. I'm not kidding. I've sat on a nut growing up and all that. I laughed when my dad said it to me. Thinking nrahq I've already done that. But let me tell you. Ur gonna be about 54 getting into the boat for what u think is a long relaxing day fishing and ur gonna really honestly truly sit ON your nutsack and bounce off them like a god damn exercise ball and you'll know its finally happened. You'll never forget that day.
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lmao

i've pinched one a couple of times, but not the full squisssssh...........:o
 
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