SSG_Ranger
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You move things off the top of the stove because ghosts could turn on the burners, catch them on fire and burn down your house
You know you're stoned when.......
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ha story of my life. pretty much garanteed to do this at least once every time im blazed
SSG_Ranger
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you look at an infant on a TV show and realize there must be a whole industry in Hollywood devoted to churning out babies to be on TV
Kcbscrogger
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When you're a doctor and your thermometer is behind your ear and your pen is missing.
LegalizeNature420
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...when the infomercial is interesting.
Mr. Bongwater
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when this is you
puck1969
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Posted this before but, when you get let out of work early on Friday. You smoke
a bowl and go get fast food for lunch. Great tunes are playing so your jammin'
but it's cold outside so your window is up. Your moving up in line to order and your
air drumming is on point! Then you realize your 1 car from the window and never ordered
at the microphone..... fuuuucccckkkk.... Embarrassment and no food....
a bowl and go get fast food for lunch. Great tunes are playing so your jammin'
but it's cold outside so your window is up. Your moving up in line to order and your
air drumming is on point! Then you realize your 1 car from the window and never ordered
at the microphone..... fuuuucccckkkk.... Embarrassment and no food....
Mr. Bongwater
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be like yeah i need my burger and i made a mistake
Olive Drab Green
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My excuse, verbatim. :0
mean.green
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Do a gravity bong and forget to put a bucket for the draining the water; you end up looking like you pissed your pants.
ttystikk
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Aww fuck, at least I'm not alone!
RM3
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When ya smell colors, taste music, see smells, hear bugs walkin across the floor, float to the bathroom to take a pee and your pee sparkles, when ya talk to animals and they talk back, When ya read RIU post to the tune of old Pink Floyd songs
Ya'll must be smokin that Indica weed
Ya'll must be smokin that Indica weed
skunkwreck
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When your wife finds you sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor with a 2 litre Coke-cola eating peanut butter out of the jar with a 14 inch butcher knife at 3:00 am .
Olive Drab Green
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When you wake up in a VA hospital emergency room in Syracuse with a BAC of .35 five hours after drinking a fifth on top of benzos in under an hour and your entire body has scrapes, burns, cuts, and dried blood all over it.
..Oh, wait, no, that's hung over and totally fucked, not high.
..Oh, wait, no, that's hung over and totally fucked, not high.
Mr. Bongwater
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when u can't function
hellmutt bones
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You end up kissing your dog and petting your kids.