You wake up, confused, stoned, and hungry. You are in a strange kitchen...

Items In The Kitchen

  • Tostitos tortilla chips

    Votes: 11 32.4%
  • Lucky Charms cereal

    Votes: 13 38.2%
  • Half sour pickles

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • Pretzel sticks

    Votes: 9 26.5%
  • Apple

    Votes: 7 20.6%
  • Shrimp Cup Soup ramen

    Votes: 5 14.7%
  • Chocolate Ice Cream

    Votes: 13 38.2%
  • Samuel Adams beer

    Votes: 13 38.2%
  • Chocolate Milk

    Votes: 17 50.0%
  • Coca Cola

    Votes: 14 41.2%

  • Total voters
    34
lol funny concept, but none the less I chose the beer, the ice cream, and the coca cola! (haha I've always got two drinks and don't know why...)
 
The shrimp ramen is nice and salty, for those looking for that :-P

I remember once, I was so wrecked, searching this kids kitchen for food, I turn and say "Why do you keep your bacon in a plastic bag under the sink!?". Luckily he pointed out they were dog treats.
 
coke and chips for me. its the choices that most closely mimic my morning routine anyways. oh yeah and some black tar and fishscale.:spew:
 
i dont like anything in this kitchen. wait where the fuck am i? why is somone doing black tar in this kitchen and what am i doing here?
 
All about cereal. Didn't know I could have multiple choice..cause if I am passed out in a kitchen and waking up STILL high then I must have been ripped and can guarantee I am going to be hungry and parched. One drink wouldn't satisfy shit.
 
i am diabetic so even though i like choc ice cream, i should probably skip it. also i forgot to add my cola would be diet. hmm but if its a strange kitchen there might not be any diet. this reminds me of those books when i was younger where u could choose your path and story.
 
Ill take the chocolate milk and pour it over my lucky charms :hump:
Coke with breakfast..not my thing. Ill take a glass of water!
 
Ill take the chocolate milk and pour it over my lucky charms :hump:
Coke with breakfast..not my thing. Ill take a glass of water!

Coke with anything isn't a good thing. Coke is a special form of terrorism you only hear about from local tribes men. I just had a coke at burger king because I thought I hadn't had one in a long time give it a go...fuck that. Coke sucks.

Water ftw!
 
Coke with anything isn't a good thing. Coke is a special form of terrorism you only hear about from local tribes men. I just had a coke at burger king because I thought I hadn't had one in a long time give it a go...fuck that. Coke sucks.

Water ftw!

Sorry, whatd you say..i was to busy staring at your avatar :hump:

Yes very true..ill only drink coke if its with some jack
 
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