Your First Joint

zangerbobs

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i was in hospital when my frends girlfried procreate her baby (she was about 20). i was about 16 and my friend told me that he is gonna be father so we went to hospital and before we're entering it we smoked about 2 grams( to celebrate it) . I was so stoned that guard didnt let me in to have a look at the baby. i dont know why but all people was looking at me and smiling. i believe that i was smiling too. fuck im acctualy stoned right now so i cant speak english well (i'm form latvia so sorry about my language). sorry if you cant understand anything in this post. goodbye (it is correct (the word))
 
My friend's parents grow so he brought some kush over, we crawled into the attic and smoked joint after joint. i woke up the next morning and there was nothing in my fridge but a block of cheese and a half a bottle of soy sauce
 

HIGHFLY

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I waz with my dawg we went in the woods where we had a fort i remeber smokin a blunt lookin at da back of the blunt wraps package and read something all i remeber iz dat it waz funny as fuk cause we busted out laughing rollin on the ground in the middle of the woods and my dawg said i waz acting just like jim carrey at dat time he waz my hero lezz just say i had a blast BEING BLAZED AND STILL DOOO ... NOW DAZ A SPICY MEATBALL
 
I was 17 when I tried it first. I finally gave in to people telling me its safe and all those facts I know know so a friend hooked up up with this little, terribly rolled joint rolled with some white and red paper that tasted like a candy cane.

I brought it back home cause my parents were out and I realized no body smokes in the house, thus, no lighters. So I turned on the stove and lit it from there, running out of my house so I didn't stink it up. I walked to my buddys place where he had a little party going and there I smoked 2 more joints and smoked a lot of hash. I was ripped! Then I tried nitrous for the first time. Oh what a night I had! Dedicated stoner ever since.
 

TokingToker

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first time was on a golf course. we smoked on the golf course itself for awhile, and then we went and hot boxed the golf-course bathroom when i was 14.
good times.
 

zeppelin

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high school volleyball rookie party, my friends bf came over with some weed and about 4 of us smoked a joint upstairs in the bathroom. i didn't know what i was doing so i wasn't really high, but good times nonetheless.
 

hippietoker18

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my first joint was when i was 12. i was accualy pretty chill then i hung out with like 19 year olds and the thought i was cool haha. i was such a newb and i remember me and 3 of my 19 year old friends got in the car and drove down some sketchy road blasting rap music (thats what the were into) and we first smoked a joint and passed it around and then fired up a bowl. i thought the dude driving was going to crash! you know how the first time you smoke your high is kind of delayed.... ya well after we got out of the car i wasnt feeling shit so i suggested we light up another bowl. lol my mom picked me up about 10 min later and i didnt know she was coming. half way home i was starting to feel and and got tottally out of it. i just went up in my room and enjoyed my first high :] good timesss. did the same thing next day for a few months haha.
 

Groga

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I smoke my first joint 5 years ago, when I was 13. 4 other friends of mine and I bought some crap from our local dealer and smoked a joint in our skatepark. I remember the wind was blowing so hard but the dude still managed to roll a potatoe. I didn't feel a thing but that's prolly cuz of the crappy weed and the dude who was rolling lost half of the weed :D :D but we had a great time - all that matters ;)
 

doitinthewoods

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My first joint was given to me when I was 15 by a really hot lifeguard at the local pool. She had a backpack with one huge bud in it ( about a foot long) and she snapped me off a piece of it, and gave me a paper. I think I rerolled it 20 times before I was satisfied with it. After that I bought some basil and practiced rolling joints all night. My friend Megan and I smoked it, but we didn't get high. I didn't get high until my 3rd time I guess.
 

greengrowthexpert

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Me, My sister, My sisters boyfriend, My buddy Bobby, My buddy Eric and my sisters friend Sam smoked a joint, It was my first joint, But I smoked blunts before it. Like 5 blunts before it? Bobby rolled it, But I would have much had Eric roll it, He's got good technique. It was Bobby's bud so w/e =p. We smoked it in my room, put a fan in the window for an exhaust and lit up a joint. I got pretty spaced, Started throwing my cat on the side of the bed, Then it would jump back. I felt like it was Disney World x100. It was like tripping on Salvia, Possibly even shrooms. By the way, Anyone ever try Salvia? I had some good 80x last night, Check it out! =p
 

dontexist21

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10th grade, out with my cousins and they rolled a blunt in the car. We were going to go see Kill Bill ended up seeing Passion of the Christ, worst idea ever. Did not start smoking again till college, in which I proceeded to reach to moon on a regular basis.
 

whoisit

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lol thats so funny, i thought i was the only one that thought my weed was laced the first time i got high as fuck, i thought it had pcp or someshit cause of the myths and the stoned state of mind i was in plus i guess a little paranoia, thats such a buzzkill tho.
 

kmoo

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like 13, with my uncle's creepy (now ex) wife gave me a joint and told me to suck hard and hold long lol i don't recall being super stoned, but i did eat and enjoy the most disgusting sandwhich i've ever seen4
 

xXJDMXx420

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My first time was one of the best times i smoked weed my cuzin came down from BC and i was 12 he was like 19 soo u no gota be cool xD he had some blue berry kush. I laughed at every thing my cuzin ened up drinking a shit load after and started playing guitar on the roof of out cotage and he fell off never laughed so hard he was alright broke the guitar then just munched on hotdogs near the fire and now i love weed:)
 

1twstdFCK

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idk when my 1st joint was.. but iv REALLY been diggn joins latly.. and now..

i hate no papers, and i really aint wantn a bowl.
 

NevaSmokedOut

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my first got me so high the pizza man that i called rang my doorbell an i didn't get up my friend got it for me. he went to get paper plates for us when he came back i finished my half of the pizza lol
 
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