Your First Joint

never smoked a joint only blunts and the first time i didn't get high. So, i'd like to tell you about the first time i did. 15yrs old, my mother sent me to the store to get some bread or something. I decided take a short detour to show my friends that i was driving. When i got to where i was going some of my friends told me that the local herb man had some dro. Now let me tell you this was '95 and dro was pretty new to me. So, i purchased an 1/8 for 20 bought a dutch master and proceeded to role up. At the time it was approximately seven people waiting to have a go at my blunt(i like to call them hoovers) all of which who gave me a constant ear full of that shit is some fire. So, i sparked up the dutch took a deep breath like the one you take when instructed by your family M.D. Now i'm not a cougher and didn't(i didn't cough in the gas chamber in boot camp either) but, on the exhale i felt a tingling begin throughout my body(very similar to when u wake up and one of your extremities is still asleep) followed by two very very small midgets standing on both of my cheeks beginning to tug at the outside corners of my eyes. I followed suit with another hit and by this time i'm what i consider now to be HIGH ASS A BITCH!!! I past the dutch and it went around cypher which seemed like eternity then i was reminded that i was supposed to get some bread or whatever. I hit the dutch one more time which took me to new heights which i only get now when smoking some sort of exotic(haze,sour d, ak etc...etc..). Now i'm so high i forget to get the bread, not only that i proceed to drive home at a rate of 5mph because because, anything faster would cause an accident. You should of seen how i held up traffic. By the grace of God i make it home walk straight to my close the door lay down, instantly fall asleep for an unprecedented 24hrs. When i woke up my mother greeted me with the first of many,"Hm, Hm, Hm, you been out there smoking that messsss"!!! Thank you Jesus for the herb.!!! By the way she condones it now

The first time I got high i smoked two bolws, they tried to get me to put listerine in my mouth to get rid of the smell an i said it was gonna eat me, then I closed my eyes an walked across a bussy as street an almost go thit by two cars. I went to the party store an bought $20 worth of junk food an yelled "wow, I'm really high" in the store then I was walking down the street an saw a dead ratcoon that I guess i figured was thirsty so i was pouring dr. pepper in his mouth an told my friend to right the ratcoon a leter when he woke up. thats about all i remember =]

we lit a dead squirrell up with a bottle of cologne and a lighter.. the damn thing burned for like 5 mins.. stunk like hell

First time I smoked I was 7. Went to Mexico when I was 6, kept looking at the marble pipes they sell down there. Bought a few along with some throwing stars and fireworks. Thats another story.

So I was at this wedding when I was 7 and heard people talking about this Marijuana plant that was growing wild. I found it and filled up my pockets. A few weeks later I was home alone and said fuck it!

Like an idiot I go and sit on the porch right in front of my house and start smoking. After that I went inside to watch tv. I don't what episode it was, but it was the best Transformer episode ever! But I didn't start smoking regularly until I was in junior high though.

haha i was 15 n i pinched my dads weed, smoked a few bowls with my buddy and just rode bikes.. good times..

On a sail boat of the gulf coast. It was badass. Talked on a cell phone for 2 hours with no battery!

my first time was with 12 or 13 but doesnt count, im gonna count the scond time

the first time wasnt that great, i stole some weed from my bro like a half a joint, headed over to my friends house, we emptyd ot a cig mixed the dope with the tabacco and filled it back in, went to the park and lit it up... i took some hits then gave it to my friend, he took 1 pussy hit and gave it back... i smoked the rest... laughed pretty hard for 30 mins then nothing. it was more like a my friends really funny laugh then a im stoned laugh x)

the "real" first time, which was actually my second time, was in 8 or 9 grade.
my friend was and is the biggest stoner alive, so after school we and (4 guys) went to his house and he built a joint, i took a hard hit and held for 1min straight, reapeatd that as the j came around, i never had to cough, natural talent ^^
i was high as fuck walked home and puked in the toilet xD

after that i started hitting my friend up for weed, and started smoking on weekends.

i have the luck of having zero resitance against thc, so when i smoke now i still get high as fuck, even with crappy weed.

i just now remeberd that that was like the 3 or 4 time xD cant remeber my 1 time, doesnt matter how hard i try cant remember ^^

i remeber i was so high sittig in the bath room for 2 hours straight not being aible to move my head cause it would feel like smashing it against a wall, but with out the pain ^^

looselikeanoose said:

The first time I got high i smoked two bolws, they tried to get me to put listerine in my mouth to get rid of the smell an i said it was gonna eat me, then I closed my eyes an walked across a bussy as street an almost go thit by two cars. I went to the party store an bought $20 worth of junk food an yelled "wow, I'm really high" in the store then I was walking down the street an saw a dead ratcoon that I guess i figured was thirsty so i was pouring dr. pepper in his mouth an told my friend to right the ratcoon a leter when he woke up. thats about all i remember =]

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what a crazy freak kid...your cool to me..+ rep

It was New Year's Eve about 10 years ago. My brother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try pot, I said yes and the rest is history.

We went out at about 2am, it was about 30 below zero ... we dropped the joint twice in the snow, but found it both times. Didn't think I was high until I got home into the warmth. I couldn't stop giggling and I stuck my head in the kitchen sink (it seemed the most obvious course of action at the time).

It was in like 3rd grade me and my homeboy used to walk out of class leave the school, to go smoke a joint then we'd go back and our crazy ass teacher never realized we left, be leave it or not we did this a lot, and some how we never got caught... We did it through 5th grade too, we were blessed with some insane teachers, they was fucking crazy... One of them told me they could speak "god's tongue" but was just speaking gibberish...

When I was fifteen I smoked a joint behind the restaurant I worked as a dishwasher at. Always trust a cook to have the best weed.

Funny, I can still remember the smell of the mingling of pot and pine from the trees there, even the clarity of thought that I had that night. It is odd, the things the mind retains.

15 years old, in a buddy's backyard.
i remember it hit me like a brick, one minute i was fine, completely sober.
a few hit from that joint... uncontrolable laughter.
still remember it like it was yesterday.

Blunted1 said:

First time I smoked I was 7. Went to Mexico when I was 6, kept looking at the marble pipes they sell down there. Bought a few along with some throwing stars and fireworks. Thats another story.

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hahaha. throwing stars and fireworks. one can only imagine... do tell.

having hippie parents they thought it would be cool to put a huge pot leaf in my baby book (not sure why but whatever)

SO ... I was 16 and had some friends over and we were watching a cheech and chong movie. Someone mentioned smoking pot and I jumped up, grabbed my baby book. we crumbled that shit up and stuffed it into a cigarette. Knowing what I know now...that was definately mind over matter because we would sit on the couch, stare into space, someone would laugh, we all would laugh then it was back to staring into space. Fun times! Dumb kids! LMFAO

i was 15, i took a couple of hits of haze with my uncle, after a couple of minutes i was fucked up sitting on the front steps, then i see my moms car pulling up..........lol.....my ass still hurts.

16 years old, a few summers back me and my 4 cousins stole my uncles weed and rolled a 1/8th blunt around the bonfire. great times

14 years old with my friend and his mom. we smoked a couple joints around a fireplace. Pretty cool experience looking back on it.

my first joint was when i was only 13 it was me and like 3 friends i didnt know anything about bud so when they said it was white widow i figured it was noithing special they rolled a pretty fat joint of it i had no idea what to expect i took 2 pulls and i started coughin soo much then by the next time i got the joint i was soo blazed i could barely walk i wish my tolerance for gettin high was like it used to be it takes so much to get me high these days

whoa shit bro i can 100% relate with that! I used to get that too, i would just see something ,anything like a street light or whatever and then make a coplex 3D map of it in my head,i felt like i was gaining an awesome new understanding of all the things I saw that day!
thats awesome ive never heard anyone explain it that well - good job

1st time probly about 15, I begged this dude at school to sell me half a j, saved it for when I got home, went on my roof at night. lit it up inhaled properly and everything, did realy feel anything except the munchies.

2nd time (MY REAL 1st TIME) was probly the next day at school, or day after. I tagged along with some of the other kids that were going to have a session during lunch behind the tennis courts next door. so this dude whips out this little 7" bong, and I was like "how do I use this thing" it was a thumb carb, I took 2 hits cleared both times. then when we got up to leave it started to hit me realy hard, I remeber crossing the street and looking down at the road it seemed like I was flying across a neverending desert. then we went to the gym to get a smoothy or something, and then everything started getting realy foggy, and I started to feel like I was dreaming, like when you know your dreaming. like I wasn't realy there. I was acting realy stupid and loud too saying how high I was, probly pissing everyone off something fierce lol, but it was good times back then. since then I got high everyday any chance I got. When I finished highschool I started cutting back to ussualy once or twice a day.

god I loved getting high back then, don't know if it was my tolerance, potency, or lack of shit to worry about back then. never realy been as high as I used to get back in the days