Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

ChubbySoap

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bout three minutes ago when i ran into the same wall twice trying to fetch a poptart...that i'm apparently out of anyways...the cat actually laughed at me

i'm not joking...screw today...i'm going to bed.
>__<
 

april

Pickle Queen
Got my periode when i was 9 and in Brownies, i thought i was dying and nearly freaked out until i realized what it was. I was very young and very embarassed
 

worm5376

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I farted while a chick was licking my asshole. :-(

In my defense I had eaten Cheddar broccoli...:shock:

I bet she will NEVER whisper the words "Let me do it to you" again..:lol:

Then again i thought it was hilarious.:-)
 
I farted while a chick was licking my asshole. :-(

In my defense I had eaten Cheddar broccoli...:shock:

I bet she will NEVER whisper the words "Let me do it to you" again..:lol:

Then again i thought it was hilarious.:-)
which part was embarrassing the fart or the chick licking your asshole
 

worm5376

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Dude I'm a grown ass man, and a chick licking my asshole doesn't embarrass me one bit, KidO.

It's a notch under my belt. Now if she would have tried to throw a strap-on on, then we would be WAY out of my comfort zone and i would have High tailed it.
 

smhsmichael

Active Member
bout three minutes ago when i ran into the same wall twice trying to fetch a poptart...that i'm apparently out of anyways...the cat actually laughed at me

i'm not joking...screw today...i'm going to bed.
>__<
This dude is mad baked haha. Your cat was laughing at you....? Really? I think ur just blazed
 

Total Head

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i sharted my pants on a field trip to six flags in 8th grade. so glad that was a decade ago
lol i've done that at least 5 times throughout my 20s. usually because of booze or bacteria. just once i was sober and healthy. sometimes you misjudge what can i say? i've taken some epic spills as well. shit people talk about 10 years later.
 

Padawanbater2

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wats yours Padawan
Probably when I was walking up to this jacuzzi where this girl I had a really big crush on at the time was sitting in, right as I took my first step on the brick I slipped onto my back and lazily fell in, completely opposite of cool. Funny as he'll, she laughed so it wasn't that bad, and I laugh now when I think about it. :)
 

smhsmichael

Active Member
Probably when I was walking up to this jacuzzi where this girl I had a really big crush on at the time was sitting in, right as I took my first step on the brick I slipped onto my back and lazily fell in, completely opposite of cool. Funny as he'll, she laughed so it wasn't that bad, and I laugh now when I think about it. :)
Dude there is nothin wrong about that. Doing stupid things like that are a great way to break the ice ya kno. Haha. But I feel ya, I would have been embarassed myself
 

hoagtech

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I saw somethign pretty embarrasing. my little brother when he was a kid fell asleep on another dudes lap in church cus though it was my dads. The look on the random dudes was priceless and took him like to ten seconds to figure out what to do.
 

april

Pickle Queen
I saw somethign pretty embarrasing. my little brother when he was a kid fell asleep on another dudes lap in church cus though it was my dads. The look on the random dudes was priceless and took him like to ten seconds to figure out what to do.
A real man would have smilled and let the kid sleep, kids don't see the world in a sexual way like we do
 

Carne Seca

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Getting pantsed while walking down a busy hallway at college and having my boxers pulled down along with my pants.

Although.... I did get a couple of hot dates out of the terrible ordeal. ;)
 

april

Pickle Queen
Getting pantsed while walking down a busy hallway at college and having my boxers pulled down along with my pants.

Although.... I did get a couple of hot dates out of the terrible ordeal. ;)
I did this to a guy in chemistry class, but in my defense he was wearing huge pants and they always feel so low he was asking for it. Unlike yourself he was not blessed
 

see4

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I got pantsed once... I was wearing superman underwear. I was 11. It was embarrassing. But I didnt cry. I was a big boy about it. I later hit the kid who did it with a shovel in the face. I had to do yard work for a few months to pay restitution to his parents. I broke his jaw.

I don't think he ever pantsed anyone ever again.
 

......

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I farted while a chick was licking my asshole. :-(

In my defense I had eaten Cheddar broccoli...:shock:

I bet she will NEVER whisper the words "Let me do it to you" again..:lol:

Then again i thought it was hilarious.:-)
damn I havent seen you on here in awhile,where the fuck you been at?
hope you been alright
 
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