Your Most Embarrassing Moment?
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Carne Seca
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Trust me, I had my book over my kibbles and bits before anyone could see a thing. I think it was my bubble butt that was the selling point.
april
Pickle Queen
Trust me, I had my book over my kibbles and bits before anyone could see a thing. I think it was my bubble butt that was the selling point.
Now that is a spectacular man ass!!
Thank you!!!
hoagtech
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I got suspended for this in gym in high school. we were all pantsing eachother and I pulled down my friends pants and his underwear went with it. I sware everybody got silent and turned and looked at him right when it happened. Principles office........
Carne Seca
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Why thank you ma'am. I'm at Farmington Lake competing in a biathlon.
The Cryptkeeper
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Being born.
PappaBear
New Member
i have one of mine and a buddies.
i used to fart hardcore all the time it was kind of weird. I was knockin down this chick hard.
my stomach started to burn bad and than my ass muscled out a tractor pull like orchestra, I didnt know what to do so I screamed "rocket booster" and went a lil harder..
btw I finished LMAO... same night I farted so hard and loud the bed shook and woke us both. Scared the shit out of us both.
my buddy is nuts! like straight crazy, he is a full frown adult and will fart on people.. "hey hows it going" as he turns and bends and basically will air shit on you.
well he was at Dillards and did it to his girls friend and shit is whitey tighties! bahahahaa.. he crapped out a whole firey monster freebirds! (super hot giant burrito)
... needless to say he no longer has his girl.
i used to fart hardcore all the time it was kind of weird. I was knockin down this chick hard.
my stomach started to burn bad and than my ass muscled out a tractor pull like orchestra, I didnt know what to do so I screamed "rocket booster" and went a lil harder..
btw I finished LMAO... same night I farted so hard and loud the bed shook and woke us both. Scared the shit out of us both.
my buddy is nuts! like straight crazy, he is a full frown adult and will fart on people.. "hey hows it going" as he turns and bends and basically will air shit on you.
well he was at Dillards and did it to his girls friend and shit is whitey tighties! bahahahaa.. he crapped out a whole firey monster freebirds! (super hot giant burrito)
... needless to say he no longer has his girl.
ibeblazd420
Member
ate an entire batch of canabrownies before school(mismarked the pans lol), had about 2 oz of sour-d in it...ended up passing out in the middle of class and smashed my head open on a wall.....
Luger187
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when i was a kid, i used to hold my sneezes in by holding my nose. one time i was in computer class, and when i felt a big sneeze coming on, i did it. well the air went out my ass and everyone shutup and stared at me. it was on those plastic school chairs too, so it was really loud LOL. it sucked so bad
i remember in 7th grade, we took a trip to washington DC in school. this kid that was in our hotel room with us was a very heavy sleeper apparently. he was in the bed that was closest to the bathroom. there was about a foot between the bed and the wall of the bathroom. at like 2am, we hear this really loud thud that wakes us all up. we turn on the light, and the kid is gone. he fell off the bed, smashed a big hole in the wall with his head, and was on the floor snoring LOL. we died of laughter
i remember in 7th grade, we took a trip to washington DC in school. this kid that was in our hotel room with us was a very heavy sleeper apparently. he was in the bed that was closest to the bathroom. there was about a foot between the bed and the wall of the bathroom. at like 2am, we hear this really loud thud that wakes us all up. we turn on the light, and the kid is gone. he fell off the bed, smashed a big hole in the wall with his head, and was on the floor snoring LOL. we died of laughter
Padawanbater2
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Lmfao
Awesome stories! Keep em coming!!
Awesome stories! Keep em coming!!
jwn
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I was a sophomore in High school at a wrestling tournament. My girlfriend at the time was the stat girl who would always go with the team and write all the statistics down and such. I was about to walk onto the mat for the 3rd place match when she pulled me aside to give me a little "good luck" encouragement, a little kiss with a nibble on the ear/neck (which I now know is my turn on zone.) Walking out to the mat with a raging boner in a singlet when you are about to wrestle a guy in front of 500+ people was a bit embarrassing.
smhsmichael
Active Member
Lol plus rep for that haha
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i was in italy at the milan airport waiting for my ride to pick me up, so i had a couple of hours to kill.. i found this food place, and got a sandwhich, and some juice and what not, then proceeded to the tables that were outside of the store.. most of the tables were crowded with lots of italians sitting around i guess waiting for their flights.. i picked out an empty plastic chair at an empty table, and when i went to sit down in the chair, the piece of shit thing busted right in half on me and i landed on my ass on the floor.. all of the people around me just sat there watching me with like this astonished look on their faces.. i played it off pretty cool though, and just ate my lunch from the floor, lol.. not really, i just got up and got me a new chair and quicly went about eating me sammy..
Luger187
Well-Known Member
LOL you shouldve just kept eating on the floor. then stare someone in the eyes and yell "what the fuck are you looking at?!"
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
lmao.. too bad i don't know how to say what the fuck are you lucking at in italian or i would have.. my luck i would have said something like i'm down here trying to get away from your foul smells you stinky bastards and would have ended up getting my ass kicked over it, lol..
ndzbnln
Active Member
i went to a birthday party.i was low on cash so i had to compromised for a birthday gift to give the birthday girl,so i put a beanie baby and some used perfume in a nitendo 64 box and gave it to her for her birthday gift.when she opened it she looked pretty dissapointed.....lol very embarassing
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
oh snap.. i forgot all about this one.. my ex gf and i went to the movies, went and found seats, then i asked if she would like something from the concession stand, thought i'd be a gentleman and get up and get it myself while she sat and waited for my return..
well, i got two of the biggest soda's that they sold, and by the time i got back to the theatre, the house lights were already down and nothing was playing on the screen yet, so it was pitch black in there.. i walked in through the big man doors, then just kept on walking as i had forgotten that to get to our seats, i had to make a quick left after going through the main doors..
anyhoo's. ... i just keep walking and walked right into the wall that was directly in front of me.. the entire theatre was quiet waiting for the movie to start, and all you could hear was my soda's falling all over the floor and me saying.. shit, rather loudly.. my girl said when i got back to the seat that as soon as she heard the soda's dropping, she totally knew it was me.. i am such a damn klutz at times if you haven't noticed...
well, i got two of the biggest soda's that they sold, and by the time i got back to the theatre, the house lights were already down and nothing was playing on the screen yet, so it was pitch black in there.. i walked in through the big man doors, then just kept on walking as i had forgotten that to get to our seats, i had to make a quick left after going through the main doors..
anyhoo's. ... i just keep walking and walked right into the wall that was directly in front of me.. the entire theatre was quiet waiting for the movie to start, and all you could hear was my soda's falling all over the floor and me saying.. shit, rather loudly.. my girl said when i got back to the seat that as soon as she heard the soda's dropping, she totally knew it was me.. i am such a damn klutz at times if you haven't noticed...
medicalmaryjane
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recently, i passed wind in target assuming it would be silet but it wasn't, in fact it was quite loud. I was in the isle with my BF, & he was realy ebarrassed, people were looking for the location of said gas but they had no proof it was us. Of course they would blame him before me, women don't do that stuff 
Perhaps it was someone in an isle over, ya know? anyway, I got off unscathed but I learned my lesson, won't do it again.
Perhaps it was someone in an isle over, ya know? anyway, I got off unscathed but I learned my lesson, won't do it again.
Luger187
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hahaha omg
LOL i would die if i heard that in a pitch black theater
recently, i passed wind in target assuming it would be silet but it wasn't, in fact it was quite loud. I was in the isle with my BF, & he was realy ebarrassed, people were looking for the location of said gas but they had no proof it was us. Of course they would blame him before me, women don't do that stuff
women would do that...
(jk)lets say you make them think your BF did it.
if your BF had pointed at you, accusing you of doing it, could you really get that mad at him? you did it, after all lol
Silky Shagsalot
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years ago, i was at my brothers with my wife having dinner. i was walking through the living room, and saw my wife bending over, getting something out of her purse. well, the lighting was bad and it was getting dark outside. i gave her a great big juicy goose! it was my brothers wife! just thinking about it embarrasses me to this day, lol!!!
