I find myself hovering over the first two without being able to choose. Firstly, I'm the kind of guy who has many times brought open air drug sales to a halt due to being pegged as a narc, even if I am a block away sitting in a car waiting for my friend to score some schwag. On the other hand, if you are out and about and you smell weed - its probably me.
I think that weed smokers have stereotypes applied to them. Long hair, hippy esthetics or tattooed gang-banger types. I don't fit those looks at all. I look more like a VP of marketing or a pharmaceutical salesman. Twenty years ago I looked like an Air Force captain.
I'm trying though. Dreads are out of the question - wrong hair. I don't like paisley or tie-die and patchouli makes me wretch - so the most obvious ways are blocked to me. I can't bring myself to do a neck tattoo though i do have ink. BTW, I'm not really joking here. The best "how to look a little more stonerish" idea my wife and I can come up with is to develop a scruffier appearance, like three-five days of beard growth. Maybe then I will look like a stoner.
So no. No I don't look like a stoner unless you count the joint I'm smoking.
And it's killing me.
