Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.

[dr.gonzo1]

This is the problem with you young people these days. You are spoiled and entitled. The world's economy is in a slump, and you don't give it a care, and figure someone else will save you. Think economic opportunity; you can sell the vids to your friends and they will pay to see them.

Like. You sounded like my dad at the start, then more like my creepy uncle we don't talk to anymore.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

What kind of ugly are we talking? Crooked Ears? bad teeth? Severe Acne? Burned face? Missing a nose and eye?

Yes. We need to know how ugly she was. In detail.lol

 

[Singlemalt]

Ah c'mon doc, I'm not saying he shouldn't cut her in for a percentage, he should keep the talent happy. My creepy uncle would have said keep all the money. I'm thinking long term economics here

 

[Singlemalt]

The boy has a bigger problem than being teased by his friends. He's a god damned junkie and won't even bother to let his jones help pay the bills

 

[JoObJoOb]

i bobed a ugly girl once,god she was ugly,but she was very nice person,and had a killer bod,lol,and she was great in bed,
after i was around her a few times,she wasnt ugly no more,i jus kept the light off,lol!
she wast fat,now a days thats the only thing turns me off,cant do fat girls,lol

 

[dr.gonzo1]

i bobed a ugly girl once,god she was ugly,but she was very nice person,and had a killer bod,lol,and she was great in bed,
after i was around her a few times,she wasnt ugly no more,i jus kept the light off,lol!
she wast fat,now a days thats the only thing turns me off,cant do fat girls,lol

Fuck man. Easy. The guys obviously still got feelings for her. Just cause his girls so fat she wears neck deodorant doesn't mean we should mock.

 

[Singlemalt]

We don't really know she is fat, she may be a skelator in which case he's even more fucked up than we thought. He may be a necro junkie

 

[briccksquad]

so much win in this thread sticky plz

 

[Red1966]

Yeah, I was only joking. Post a pic and we'll tell you the best way to avoid ridicule from your friends.

While we ridicule you mercilessly.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

We don't really know she is fat, she may be a skelator in which case he's even more fucked up than we thought. He may be a necro junkie

Oh fuck, good point. He doesn't even mention fat does he. Now I just feel like a fat shaming cunt. God, I'm an awful human, and to make matters worst, I don't think we even helped the guy. If only he would post pics, wemight have another chance to really help.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

What kind of ugly are we talking? Crooked Ears? bad teeth? Severe Acne? Burned face? Missing a nose and eye?

Easy, momma, I fit 5 of those criteria....




I would have gone, hairy lip, adams apple, etc.

Lalololalola

 

[Flaming Pie]

Everyone should post a picture of the ugliest woman they would bed.

 

[Singlemalt]

That's the diff between you and he: you recognize the problem and seek to rectify it. You aren't an awful human, Doc, just flawed as we all are. Go forth and fat flay no more

 

[yktind]

I remember when Howard Stern was still in Vegas...

Man I miss these competions, hahaha:

 

[Granny weed]

Starts questionable thread asking for advice. Disappears when we reply. What a cunt!

The Dr's right where are you, have we scared you away? or is it the other way round and your the ugly one!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Everyone should post a picture of the ugliest woman they would bed.

These two bitches are about where I draw the line

 

[dr.gonzo1]

Easy, momma, I fit 5 of those criteria....

Haha, by my count that means. Crooked ears, bad teeth, severe acne, burnt face and either a missing eye or nose! Fuck I thought you would be ugly.....but that's impressive son!

 

[fr3d12]

I bet he thought he'd find a bunch of easy going hippies on RIU who would console him.
He's probably crying himself to sleep now.

 

[dr.gonzo1]

These two bitches are about where I draw the line

I would......at a push :/

 

[dr.gonzo1]

I bet he thought he'd find a bunch of easy going hippies on RIU who would console him.
He's probably crying himself to sleep now.

Nah, I think he expected a bunch of semi retarded man children who would agree with him.