dr.gonzo1
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Like. You sounded like my dad at the start, then more like my creepy uncle we don't talk to anymore.
Had sexual relations with a very ugly girl who my friends know now I'm paranoid.
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dr.gonzo1
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Yes. We need to know how ugly she was. In detail.lol
Singlemalt
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Ah c'mon doc, I'm not saying he shouldn't cut her in for a percentage, he should keep the talent happy. My creepy uncle would have said keep all the money. I'm thinking long term economics here
Singlemalt
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The boy has a bigger problem than being teased by his friends. He's a god damned junkie and won't even bother to let his jones help pay the bills
JoObJoOb
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i bobed a ugly girl once,god she was ugly,but she was very nice person,and had a killer bod,lol,and she was great in bed,
after i was around her a few times,she wasnt ugly no more,i jus kept the light off,lol!
she wast fat,now a days thats the only thing turns me off,cant do fat girls,lol
after i was around her a few times,she wasnt ugly no more,i jus kept the light off,lol!
she wast fat,now a days thats the only thing turns me off,cant do fat girls,lol
dr.gonzo1
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Fuck man. Easy. The guys obviously still got feelings for her. Just cause his girls so fat she wears neck deodorant doesn't mean we should mock.
Singlemalt
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We don't really know she is fat, she may be a skelator in which case he's even more fucked up than we thought. He may be a necro junkie
briccksquad
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so much win in this thread sticky plz
Red1966
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While we ridicule you mercilessly.
dr.gonzo1
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Oh fuck, good point. He doesn't even mention fat does he. Now I just feel like a fat shaming cunt. God, I'm an awful human, and to make matters worst, I don't think we even helped the guy. If only he would post pics, wemight have another chance to really help.
ClaytonBigsby
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Easy, momma, I fit 5 of those criteria....
I would have gone, hairy lip, adams apple, etc.
Lalololalola
Flaming Pie
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Everyone should post a picture of the ugliest woman they would bed.
Singlemalt
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That's the diff between you and he: you recognize the problem and seek to rectify it. You aren't an awful human, Doc, just flawed as we all are. Go forth and fat flay no more
Granny weed
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The Dr's right where are you, have we scared you away? or is it the other way round and your the ugly one!
ClaytonBigsby
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dr.gonzo1
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Haha, by my count that means. Crooked ears, bad teeth, severe acne, burnt face and either a missing eye or nose! Fuck I thought you would be ugly.....but that's impressive son!
dr.gonzo1
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I would......at a push :/These two bitches are about where I draw the line
dr.gonzo1
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Nah, I think he expected a bunch of semi retarded man children who would agree with him.